VYVANSE ARMSTRONG

tweaky blinders

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

stealing trixie or katya-isms infront of clueless straight people will have them thinking you’re the funniest person alive

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

surely the government full of pedophile child murderers wouldn’t drone strike its own people and blame it on Iran. that doesn’t sound like them

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she actually ate him up so bad i'm in tears😭

[Addictive® @BoujeeNCvnt]

Kenneth Petty luring Nicki into the basement so he can go max out that Amex

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

this diva never turns off his stove

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

omfg

[surfin’ JUPI⋆.˚ ☾ 𓏲ּ𝄢 ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚ @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[RedneckwithGuns @RedneckwGuns]

Next shoe this guy throws at a politician gonna blow his head smoove off

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[lay: pinned? what pinned? @laymagdalene]

yes i’m gonna call u a technofascist because you can’t write a “professional-sounding email” without using ai so u sacrifice clean drinking water, poison the air of poor black communities, and use slave labor to field inquiries

[jake @amatoscalzone]

Letting the state of Utah execute my chud son because I hate him

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.

[Chester12 @sweatyspice12]

They killed my favorite podcaster. Time to go play army men in the woods

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

I’d ask what kind of person would eulogize her husband by making thinly veiled threats against people who had nothing to do with his death, but the answer is the same type of woman who would marry Charlie Kirk.

[mister unemployed @Forever_Wario]

it's crazy that there's one subculture that generates 99.9% of school shooters and nobody has tried to do anything about it

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I love losing followers over my beliefs, adios fuck nigga

[Jihad al-Haqq • جهاد الحق @JihadalHaqq]

The concept of expecting the person who said "I'd rather serve crack than the US" sympathizing with Charlie Kirk

[christan (no i), ß @ChristanWNBA]

We’re at a point where minorities are just supposed to openly accept pure hatred as a “political leaning”