Apollo Khayak

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@ntvuganda So sad. That lightening needs to be thoroughly investigated and brought to book.

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@mkainerugaba

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

They restarted off with the greatest constitution the republic had ever known and then spent over 30 years twisting it backwards to allow themselves the machonistic pleasure of being victimised by tyrants. And the mere fact that they don’t give a hoot is what really bothers.

[Yusuf Serunkuma🌹 @YusufSerunkuma]

Ladies & gentlemen,

Just from the printers, I present to you: Surrounded. We are a surrounded people.

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@kizzabesigye1 They should get drapery pegs that anchor to the ground.

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three to four hundred imbeciles

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@wekesa_amos And also outdoor bbq grills - also made from Uganda. 😊

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@HonAniteEvelyn I think you meant 'assembling electric cars' and not manufacturing.

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@cobbo3 The version with AC and Bluetooth is awesome. 😂

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@cobbo3 She surely embraced her mistake! 😆😆😆

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@norbertmao @KCCAUG This is normal of a government that is not in sync with itself! 🤓

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@SpireJim Sad but why is the clinic shielded?

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@NoirEnBlanca Wait… I have seen a GLE coupe with govt plates. Chaps are thriving well on our taxes!

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Consider this: Kenya is home to roughly 30,000 bars and pubs. East African Breweries Limited (EABL) manages to seamlessly deliver crates of beer to each establishment every week.

In contrast, our country has about 500 hospitals and dispensaries, yet despite extensive planning, the government struggles to consistently supply them with necessary drugs and medical equipment.

This isn't a matter of inadequate skills; it's a profound management crisis. Imagine, hypothetically, if we replaced the entire cabinet with the adept management team of EABL. The efficiency in beer distribution could potentially be mirrored in healthcare logistics.

Conversely, if the Ministry of Health took over beer deliveries, we might see a decline in alcoholism. And if EABL were tasked with handling drugs and medical equipment, perhaps the health sector's efficiency would soar.

It's a quirky thought, but it underscores a critical point: management matters in Kenya.

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@KakwenzaRukira Idi Amin ft Suicide Revolutionary Jazz Band 😜

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@YusufSerunkuma @MKarekye It would be great if you can name any CEOs, coffee giants, real investor or scholar from Kiruhura and Kazo. 😂

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@mugisha_ola @TheMutaD This can be well said if our roads. 😂

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

Dear @StanChartUGA, it’s not worth spending an hour of productive time just to collect an ATM card.

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@pmukasaofficial Waaiiiitt… That was you in the little ride? 🙈

[Apollo Khayak @Khayakman]

@AllanSseky @lulanzeashirafu @AlienSkinUganda Chill. I have done that many times. I ain’t ruined my career yet!