Lady Khayanje Stoneheart

Wherever I go plants grow

[Lerato 💜🇿🇦 🇵🇸 @lerrykins_]

My beef with those experts is long! I cannot wait to see their downfall. #MarriedAtFirstSightMzansi

[clara @clarafables]

can we normalize returning summaries to the backs of the books again instead of reviews and praises? i just want to know what the book is about.

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭

[Lady Khayanje Stoneheart @Khayanje4Real]

My racist neighbors are the only ones concerned about my well-being 😕😕😕

[𝓐 @Sincerely_AO]

The biggest shock is that they’re so unkind to the people they claim to love, and then turn around to show strangers grace and kindness. The funniest thing. Horrible to people at home, and kind to people outside.

[Josher @Josher1120917]

@Avalldar Yea cause I fw dragonflies too they don’t bother nobody

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

2 Maasai men have been taking care of an alleged stray baby giraffe for almost 1 week.

The giraffe feels very secure with them.

[Lady Khayanje Stoneheart @Khayanje4Real]

It's humid in Gauteng guys. Humidity in Gauteng! It's an emergency. Call anyone but Cyril!

[Lady Khayanje Stoneheart @Khayanje4Real]

It's ANC in Tshwane putting up posters on street lights that haven't worked in years while MMC responsible for that is from ANC.

[Lady Khayanje Stoneheart @Khayanje4Real]

Hmmm apparently I am more aligned with Rise Mzansi than the party I usually vote for. Hard decisions come November 4the.

[Phumzile Van Damme @zilevandamme]

I get the sense that many do not understand political ideology and, even worse, understand their own political beliefs. I found this test useful. Take it and
Know Thyself.
https://t.co/rkR6vYCHIO

[Fix Your CV With Me @_Bonga]

Speaking of wards. Found this website. You put your address in it and it tells you the names and age of all the people competing to be the cllr of your ward in these elections https://t.co/e9v3kwUzl7

[tbez @ryntak]

I'm going to leave this one here since Faith shows clear signs of lack of intelligence or think abstractly.

[Lady Khayanje Stoneheart @Khayanje4Real]

There are so many bots on SA twitter. They're even responding to normal posts with inflammatory comments. Let me go to Tik Tok until the campaign dies down again.

[AGUNWA IGBANI 🇳🇬🇨🇳🇷🇺🇮🇷🇧🇫 @Igbani27243]

I have never met a devoted Christian who knows anything about the Actual Documented History of Christianity

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

wearing a bra doesn’t align with who i am as a person

[ko @ko_for_real]

next part is realising that you're the average person

[MaDlaba👩🏽‍💻🇿🇦 @sipheshezie]

Nothing bores me like a failed nap attempt🫩🫩

[Lady Khayanje Stoneheart @Khayanje4Real]

Met an amazing beautiful Zulu woman and then we go into an argument and at the moment I cannot stand hearing Zulu because she improved my understanding of Zulu and it's just triggering now not being able to speak it with her.

[Lady Khayanje Stoneheart @Khayanje4Real]

My two neighbors each left their own house to come have a conversation outside mine.

[sammy ᰔ @aerithberry]

i genuinely think whoever decided to remove headphone slots from phones needs to die