If I looked like her I would end marriages as a hobby. My friends would be like, "Are you coming out to pottery class tonight?" And I eould be like, "I want to, but with work recently I haven't even broken up 5 couples this month. If this man proposes by 7pm I will join 4 drinks"
Parenting your parents is so much work. When my parents were parenting me they could beat me to make lessons stick, while I have to use gentle parenting 265 days of the year.