Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏

@gopeshkhetan

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

There is something weird about women coz whenever I share any of them my trauma they start treating me like their project where they have to fix my issues… no gurly just be my trauma dump.

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

@spidermannnn07 Mard ko modi ni hota?

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

Mard ko hurt nahi hota

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

@Twitte_chikuu This is my alt… main locked h

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

No kidding junaid bhai k samose tasty toh bohot dikhte

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

The CJP protest is back to normal.

Early this morning, Junaid once again distributed 1,000 bread pakoras, 800 kachoris, 1,200 samosas, 1,500 Parle-G biscuits with tea, and 150 dozen bananas.

Abhijeet Dipke alone looks ready to eat 5–6 bread pakoras now.

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

there is a reason why congress isn’t in power anymore, you couldn’t protest under INC and that’s why ppl chose to throw them out silently and under BJP you can protest and that’s why ppl are choosing to ask accountability instead of throwing them out like we did to INC.

[𝗩𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗵 @VanshTweets_]

Congress ke time toh nahi hua tha protest paper leak par

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

If butterfly effect had a face

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

For this single tweet wtv our youth, opposition and whoever whatsoever is involved is doing rn in front of parliament is justified.

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

Gf is temporary but ex is forever

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

Life sucks but she sucks better

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

I didn’t know it can clean

[Soumo 🌞 @_Epinephrine_]

Daily Reminder: cleanser is better than Face wash

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

Modi ji ki Sarkar aane k baad hi earth me baddies ji ka aagman hua hai

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

@enoughjayy Yeh dusri account h janeman main id locked h 7 days k liye

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

Samay Raina is fixing men’s reputation like nobody ever did.

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

If I use this will I get the glittery shiny & smooth skin like modi zi?

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Government of India launches affordable face wash for pimples and oily skin.

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

Life so bad I have to tell made up stories to let my friends know I’m also enjoying in my life

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

Back in my days it used to be such a beautiful relationship but you just call it situationship

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

Why it hurts to make right choices

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

You mean nest*

[Reema @_reema_art_10]

What's wrong with my hair 😭😭

[Gopesh Khetan 🎐🎏 @KhetanGopesh]

@Sidhuunoob Jo bhi tujhe ghost kre usko “teri bahu ki chuchchi” bolke block kr diye kr