My baby’s baby🤭❤️

[Aderinsola💕👑 @Niella085]

Omo.
See, make money ooo
As a woman, leave your obsession with getting married and make money ooo. Do not abandon making money ooo.

[Omalicha💫 @OluchiAnnabelN]

The trick to having random unaware videos is having friends who love you.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

If you carry a package full of YSL makeup and give it to another woman out of the goodness of your heart, you’ll move in with her.

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

The price of red and yellow bell peppers will never cease to shock me.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

being a girl is wanting to save money but also wanting your hair done, nails done, gym membership, skincare, cute outfits, and a little treat every day 😭

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“I really like you”

No dear, you do not. I’ve seen people that like me and no be so dem dey do.

[Tallglassofwine🍷 @Obywinni]

Naaa I want to be a very rich woman so bad, I want to buy the finest things in life, live in best place, travel round the world and be very happy 🥹

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

I was born for romantic love, Sunday funday, quality time, lying on the chest of the person I love, spending time with my loved ones, little gestures, feeling deeply, all of it.

[!DAN @Raedrey2]

If we go by historical patterns, there shouldn’t be any Ojude Oba this year.

[ASS PHAT 🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Acts of service men are dangerously attractive.
Fixing problems, making sure you’ve eaten, charging your phone, carrying your things… that’s romance to me.

[Jola @Jollz]

Children are in the forest dying you dey write textbook for who to read on social media? Their parents? It can never be well with the president and his advisers. Ghouls. Wicked, soulless people

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

This is so unfair. We’re not supposed to spend our twenties worrying like this.

[Javarevisited @javarevisited]

Some guy at the gym every morning 6am.
He takes the 45lb plates, all of them.
He loads one bar and he does one rep and sits for 20 minutes.
Then unloads and he leaves, he does this everyday.
We hated him, and nicknamed him the plate dragon.

People started coming in at 5:45 to beat him. He'd just wait smiling and he would take them at 6.
One rep, sit then leaves.
I finally asked him Bro what are you doing?

He says, "Physical therapy."
Shows me his arm and he has a nasty scar. Shoulder rebuilt.
"Doctor said one rep at full weight daily or the muscle dies."
"Sitting is because I'II pass out if I stand."
Next day I helped him load the bar.
Next week three of us would help him.
Now 6am is "help Dave not die" club.
He brings protein muffins.
We don't call him plate dragon anymore.

We judge routines without knowing the reason behind them. Respect changed that whole gym.

[Donald @RealDonaldDoo]

Marry someone who the Holy Spirit can speak with and they’ll listen.

Not Sunday Christians.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

Megan thee stallion will be fine eventually, you know who wouldn't? me and you if tinubu enters again
get your PVC y'all

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The most unseen privilege in life: a supportive family.

[OjieMusic @TweetOjie]

There’s a phase you get to in life life,
all those hymns you sang in your childhood as mere songs , starts making total sense

Because what a friend we really have in Jesus ?

[simp4M_ @sheismattie]

Omoo, data na big girl purchase oh.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

He didn’t say maybe. He said, SURELY goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life.