KhruangJim

I was born in the void, molded by it

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talking to myself

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Without even mentioning Collective Soul in the prompt, I managed to create a CS banger

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https://t.co/KXDq2pAb25

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compromise: the only people that have to go through TSA are the ones who feel compelled to wash their feet at the airport

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Breaking: Daejon Love has just signed with LSU

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apparently a year’s worth of self-reflection didn’t soften the hearts of these morons

[🥷🦅Austin Wade Petersen 🇺🇲🥋 @AP4Liberty]

Ms Rachel is a bad person and wants to brainwash your kids into being gay race communists.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Mike Tomlin was a Super Bowl-winning coach and yet his heart truly belonged to urban planning in a midsized, sustainable city.

[Zach Reger @zachreger18]

Me and the boys watching the Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft City

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

“Welcome to American Airlines. This is your pilot Steve here with my copilot Mahmood.”

[Utah A&M @Utah_AM]

I love how he could have beaten this guy to the pylon and gone untouched but instead went with the “run through a MF face”

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@OyePajaron @jaromjordan there’s this app called Instagram

[Far Side Fix @farsidefix]

#TheFarSide

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my first day in office I will sign an executive order relocating all pit bulls to Yellowstone

[Wyoming Based (natural fiber apparel) @WyomingBased]

Pitbull attacks a 2,000 lb wood bison and gets yeeted

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The Islamic male ego becomes so bloated by its lack of restraint that it believes any criticism is blasphemy

I look forward to being arrested

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@emilderosa Ween is somehow guilty by association

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“an insufferable person lives here”

[John Leone @_johnleone]

Wayshawn Parker has been named the Big 12 offensive player of the week!

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Liberty Biberty"