kyle hulmes

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

Black people cant just knock on the door, they gotta make a beat!

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

To all the students who drop out of high school, remember two things: 1) You tried your best. 2) I don't like pickles on my BigMac.

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

I didn't wake up in a new bugatti this morning, but i'll try it again tomorrow.

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

12 years of school and I'm still not sure if it's “grey” or “gray”

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

The robot that NASA sent to Mars has 14 years of battery life...They should make smartphones

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

Niggas will spend $200 on shoes but got no car. . Guess them feet gotta be comfy while you walking.

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

Vlut = A virgin that acts like a slut.

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

Drug life: 💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊
Thug life: 🚬🔫💰🔪🚬🔫💰🔪🚬🔫💰🔪🚬🔫💰
My life: 📱📺🍫💻💤🍪🍦🍕🍗🍟🍩🍔🍫🎧💤📱

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

If I become a teacher, I'm stapling a Burger King application to every failed test.

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you picked up a little mexican girl and screamed, "DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME"

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

Niggas always yelling "Fuck bitches, Get money" meanwhile they're broke and still want the bitches....

[kyle hulmes @KHulmes]

Anyone going to evolve got room for 1?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Boobs = no ass,
Ass = no boobs,
Ass and Boobs = ugly face,
Ass, boobs and nice face = Slut.

You can't win.

[kyle hulmes @KHulmes]

No moree facebook all about twitter now.... 3710142

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Dead frog's legs can move when they are sprinkled with salt.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There is no word you can write using only the bottom row of the keyboard.