Khusto ZW💥

The official X of anything account.🤷‍♂️
Certified nurse X-ing 🩺💉🩸💊

[Khusto ZW💥 @khusto_ZW]

“And never think that God is unaware of what the wrongdoers are doing. He only delays them up to a day when eyes will stare [in horror].”

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This one is not changing anytime soon 😂😂

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Very bad lol

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Interviewer: What is the goal of chasing cyclists?

Dog: The goal is to push their limit and improve their speed.

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When your enemies really have it out for you.

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@RutendoN2 Rutendo Rutendo Rutendo

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In Zim we don’t chat with girls, we interview them. If you don’t ask her questions, she has absolutely nothing to say.

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"men are only interested in one thing" -- pfft, I like coffee, black label, and puppies too.

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When your friend leaves you alone with a stranger.

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Ghetto school transport be like 😂

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Who did this 😂😂😂

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Why do we have 2 balls if we can only have 1 wife?

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Roorwai muchiri kupisa askana musazotinetsa neminamato

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When you have a phd in plumbing

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Until I've seen a baby pigeon, Bluetooth is magic.

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Content yamazuvano

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@mumucaramel7 You already home chingorova ka one two🏃‍♀️

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@PatienceMahamb1 Being told kuti hupfu nemafuta zvapera