Kia T

Author of dozens of totally true stories that never happened. Stand Up Comedienne. Love movies, books, wine, cheese, and movies about books, wine & cheese.

[Kia T @Kia_Tee]

I'm no Hollywood Barbie doll.
I'd rather satisfy your mind & soul forever than satisfy your eyes & body for just a few minutes.
#Writer

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@SouthieJack Jack, that’s wonderful! I’m proud of you, my friend! ❤️

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@SouthieJack Merry Birthmas, my friend!!! Hugs!

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@SouthieJack Laser vision in 3..2..1.. Run for your life! Jk, get better soon! Can't have those pretty eyes betraying us. 😉

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@SouthieJack Pretty place to have a bite to eat. Enjoy!

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@RetroMoviesDB Dizzy all day!! She was a badass.

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@queenofthesou1 That’s wonderful! Keep up the great work, I know it isn’t easy.

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@SouthieJack Wow, that’s great! Break a leg, my friend!

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The Sandman Season 2 is almost here!!! Hehehehehe!

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@SouthieJack 😆

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When my adorably sweet and religious neighbors show up on my doorstep to invite me to their easter brunch right when the smuttiest part of my audio book is playing:

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@SouthieJack I know the difference scientifically, but I like your answer better! 🙂

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I did it! The plant I grew from a seed is now growing a tomato! “I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine…and he shall be my Squishy.” 😬

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@SouthieJack Happy Birthmas, Jack!!

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Ever hear someone say something that makes you just pause and stare into the imaginary camera recording the documentary of your life for a quick “wtf” moment?

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THIS!

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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) - The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Techniqu... https://t.co/3WV3mku3Zf via @YouTube

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Why isn’t it a standard question during each of my therapy sessions, “Who is your movie character crush this week?”
Perhaps a lot of basic psych research questions could be answered right away just by asking. Not a psychiatrist, of course, but…Just saying. 🧐

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Attack the Block is one of my favorites for good reason. Everyone who did this movie put in their best and it 💯 shows. 😎

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Just mooned you from my backyard. Heehee. 😉

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When we all took this class to learn about legal document writing, but the professor never shuts up about politics long enough to actually teach anything: 🙄