Old ladies these days have perfect hair, a matching clothing set, and lipstick. When our generation gets old will we have messy buns, sweats, and a hoodie on?
honestly the reason i’m not dropping new music right now is because old town road is literally still growing. i mean the damn video still hasn’t dropped yet. i’m gonna milk tf out this song til i cant no more.
Me: how do I do taxes?
School: here’s a recorder
Me: what is a credit score?
School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this
Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?
School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.
Been having some mentally hard days lately and my girlfriend surprised me with a body/face oil, pillow spray (cuz I can never sleep), a cute plant, AND rented my FAVOURITE movie from Leo’s movie rental. Am I lucky or what?! 😍
the human is fast asleep. but i jumped on their bed. and cuddled close. to remind them that i love them. because the nighttime is long. and i’m worried they might forget
I love that my anxiety gives me the sweatiest hands! Literally can never open my phone with my finger print or get into the cash register at work 🙃 love life
Mine and Courtney’s morning always starts off by addressing we’re both hungry and then playing too many Snapchat games that we both don’t do anything about it