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I think I'm funny. | She/her

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Real talk: does a person ever reach a point in their life when they don't have to sing the alphabet to find the letter they're looking for?

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@JepharyAtkinson She's so cute!!

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@brookiefalk Very nice!!

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@brookiefalk Pics please!!

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The tragedy of workplace banter is that it can be so funny but it's too niche to reasonably repeat to people in your personal life without a lengthy explanation

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@JepharyAtkinson I recall taking a day off from my REAL job and visiting you not that long ago. I think that should count for something

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Me: *Sends any type of message to any human I know*
Me: Oh man, I bet they immediately hate me. Why would I do this?

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@AlanTudyk My first thought wasn't Firefly, it was to check if you voiced a firefly that was eaten by a frog in an excellent animated movie

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It just occurred to me that 2020 and 2021 have probably been the best years to live on the international space station, because your risk of getting COVID is 0%. I've never been more jealous of astronauts 🚀👨‍🚀

[Casserole @Kick_AssCass]

I need:
1. For the COVID-19 virus to disappear completely and forever, then
2. To sit in a big circle chair with 2-5 of my closest friends and just hang out

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My coworker told me that she feels like I'm "always telling [her] solstice facts" and it makes me wonder what other things people associate with me that I would never associate with myself

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Today's mood: Chilly 🧊

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Me and two (2) coworkers: *struggling to write a coherent email at the end of the day*
Another coworker: You're ridiculous, let me help you *hits send*

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@JepharyAtkinson That's so cool!

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Things I know to be true:
1. More young ppl need to get vaccinated
2. 20-smtgs can't resist singing along w HSM's "We're all in this together" (inc me)
3. "We're all in this together" also applies to the pandemic
4. 20-smtgs love Tik Tok

Someone use this for a pro-vax campaign

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Every time I make myself a mocha and take my travel mug to work, A Well Respected Man plays in the background over a montage of me looking out the window of a train filled with people in business attire (even though I walk to work)

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Every morning when I leave for work I say goodbye to my cat and wish her a good day. Does that make me a weird cat person? No, it just makes me polite

[The Lefty Canadian Radical 🇵🇸 @Tori_TLCR]

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[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Why the fuck would I care about the national debt if climate change is going to obliterate civilization as we know it lmao?