Ham Stroker's Ejacula

National security threat, Spacenoid, Your mothers brothers secret lover, poltergeist, man who makes the impossible possible, sub-average code goblin, shit cars

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @Kick_Bastard]

I made a thing, I think it's kinda broken, k thx bye.
https://t.co/HaEryj15bW

[Ben Wehrman @benwehrman]

I ❤️ FLOCK CAMERAS

ALSO 5G TOWERS THAT ARE TOTALLY TO HELP US WATCH CAT VIDEOS FASTER 😍

https://t.co/1fcOUknzYb

[dracula flow @draculafl0w]

They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him

[♦️B'alam Quitzé♦️💕🔌🐰🐟🍶🦊🥥🧁📛🧟‍♀️ @Balam_GF13]

GLORY TO ZEON!

[MIKA @MikaDArts]

Cozy Chun-Li

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

please just keep my food cold

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Is it just me or is he progressively writing these more like 2000’s era Chris Chan?

[MELON 🔞 @meloncondom]

makoto girlsweat 🤤

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @Kick_Bastard]

@SwiftOnSecurity Gone even more off the deep end and ended up dailying an F91-W

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @Kick_Bastard]

It was a great period handheld emulation bitch, and I could watch porn on the toilet

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

funny thing about PSP "larpers" is that a lot of people who owned a PSP during its actual product lifecycle were using it exclusively for its multimedia capabilities and not playing games

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @Kick_Bastard]

90% of my childhood dream cast library are on good old verbatims!

[LUA @lua_titito]

Which one did you use to burn CDs?

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @Kick_Bastard]

@knowclarified @Burnzzz0 Chicken Jockey!

[OmarCameUp @OmarCameUp]

It’s only a matter of time until mfs treat them AI data centers like AVALANCHE did with them mako reactors

[Λnthony✌🏻 @lambdanthony]

@DeptofWar