Goofball Jones

Future Dog Mom. He/Him. Just someone who cares.

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

Centrists love focusing on AES’s “less impressive numbers wise” win (which was still insanely impressive considering what he was up against, including his own party). But what they will never point out is how Jackson defeated an absolute juggernaut in Collins.

[Gary Grumbach @GaryGrumbach]

Our @NBCNews graphics and data visualization teams have put together an in depth look at how last night's vote compares to Trump's ascendence to the presidency in 2024.

https://t.co/JB8vSgFh8i

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

Hillary is the Jim Cramer of the political world. Just do the opposite of what she says and you’ll win!

[New York Post @nypost]

Hillary Clinton warns Dems that GOP's anti-communist platform will be 'very effective attack' https://t.co/oM7v9bIAyz

[Benito Tortellini @cartoon_magoo]

Today's results are better understood as a left-center wave, not a woke one. Trump lost big but so did a lot of far left ideas.

- Billionaire tax failed in CA
- Transgender school sports restrictions passed in WA
- Increased penalties for fentanyl dealing and even possession passed in CO
- Wiener won over Chan in SF

Nationwide the electoral mood was normie lib wine mom, not far left. A victory against the horseshoe.

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

Mamdani was the realization that left policies win when actually supported. Without him almost none of this is possible

[Madisyn ⚾️ @Madssatbat]

The country saw nyc living its best Mamdani life & said we'll have what they're having

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

There’s no fucking way you’re trying to do this right now lmfaoooo

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ken Martin has taken a lot of shit as DNC chair. But pretty hard to argue with this scoreboard.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Democrat Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Governor's race.

She will make history as the nation's first Native American governor.

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

LETS GOOOOOO

[Allan Smith @akarl_smith]

.@NBCNews projects that Janelle Stelson will defeat Rep. Scott Perry in PA-10

Dems have now flipped two of the four contested House seats in Pennsylvania

https://t.co/o9VVTtVpEN

[Max Cohen @maxpcohen]

Robert Garcia statement:

"Lawyer up."

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

schumer and jeffries must be shitting themselves in fear of what they're gonna be expected to do with this landslide

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

@AsarathaHS My man, I am following INTENTLY

[Sam Seder @SamSeder]

Jolly and Nixon came so close with nearly no resources. Abject failure of Democratic leadership in deploying rsources. #youhadonejob

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

It is actually insane how bad NFL officiating is this year. I am starting to believe they’re this bad because of the NFL being directly involved in gambling platforms

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

I don’t know a single person who said “I really want Jay-Z to do the halftime show for a West Coast Super Bowl”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jay-Z will be the headline performer for the Super Bowl halftime show at SoFi Stsdium in Los Angeles on Valentines Day 2027.

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

DAK IS SO FUCKING BAD LMFAOOO

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

Dak is losing his arm strength and that’s about all he’s ever had

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

Is there a less disciplined defense than the Cowboys?

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

Mahomes has not looked good all season and looks even worse tonight

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

@49ers @Ticketmaster Complete lack of discipline across the board, Purdy was forcing throws and trying to be a hero, secondary has dropped off a cliff the past two games, and our staff can’t figure out what a good kicker is to save their lives. Team clearly looked ahead to the bye week

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

If refs are going to be this bad week in and week out there needs to be reviews for every penalty that is a turnover on downs. Or maybe the coercion with Vegas is true

[Goofball Jones @Kickingsoftly]

Bruno should’ve been gone from the club ages ago. I don’t care how good a player is if they’re toxic and there’s two common themes with all the managerial change: 1) Ownership not supporting the managers needs, 2) Bruno being a messy bitch with 0 leadership skills

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨🗣️ Bruno Fernandes calling out Carrick & the backroom staff: "It's a decision from the staff to not press man to man and sometimes leave space behind and try to get the ball, wait for them, but sometimes when you give space to these teams they get confidence."

🗣️ Bruno on whether he is saying Michael Carrick got his tactics wrong: "That's on the manager and staff to see, not me. Sometimes you have to be more brave under pressure, take the risk of pressing high and making them uncomfortable. As you saw with them [Como], the centre-back was coming to mark me in my own half. We need to do that as a team but we were unable to."

🗣️ Bruno: "A team that plays through the middle with small connections, if you give them too much time and space then they can hurt you out wide."