Smeff Smamsen

Musician, Artist, Writer, Hooligan | He / him | 🎻+🗣 for @kidcarrion

[Smeff Smamsen @KickKickSeth]

@BretterTogether The one day that LA had overcast weather, and I—

[Smeff Smamsen @KickKickSeth]

@alkcomics FAN-FAVORITE CIRCUIT BREAKER

Hell yeah ⚡️🤘🏼⚡️

[Smeff Smamsen @KickKickSeth]

@TheCelticTampon YES!! This game shreds 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[Smeff Smamsen @KickKickSeth]

@BretterTogether @wildtiktokss They just were too square to figure this out… or should I say 3 squared

[Smeff Smamsen @KickKickSeth]

Got pulled over for speeding in college… had to confess to the cop that it was a Radiohead song I was listening to. 🫥

[Mayor of Silent Hill @MayorSilent]

Hello citizens. I'm giving away this record about Silent Hill!

If you want a chance to win, just
*quote tweet this post* with a *true, one sentence summary* of the worst thing you've ever done. One entry per person!

I'll pick the winner in a week!

[brian @Hey_Brian]

This is my cousin he took the covid booster vaccine and he's been doing this for 42 straight hours please help

[Tom Waits (ANTI-) @tomwaits]

Join us in wishing a Happy Birthday to the one and only Tom Waits!

[Lev Parikian @LevParikian]

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT

The cat has already been fed.

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.

Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.

[sarah rose etter @sarahroseetter]

babe wake up they're canceling someone you've never heard of before

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me as soon as that first day of crisp autumn air hits

[rico @somethinglovely]

cant think anymore

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

[Stuart @punished_stu]

some of you need to think less about chris pine, and more about the 187 different species of pine tree and their role in our ecosystem

[Eva Recinos @eva_recinos]

what's wrong babe you've barely touched your FINAL_draft(1) doc this week

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

You've been speaking English your entire life

but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters?

Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

[Smeff Smamsen @KickKickSeth]

@BretterTogether This reminds me of people who get mad when you toss trash in their outdoor public garbage bin. Like… isn’t it all the same at the end of the day?

[Ab @abskhir]

If wrestling is “fake” then explain this

[Smeff Smamsen @KickKickSeth]

@noceanbeach Not as good as Shades Shibastian that’s for sure