Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is the illusion of knowledge.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

Who I won't follow back....

Lottery/Mega Million winners
Interpol - You've met your match!
Crypto/Bitcoin/Marketing
Men & women porn stars ⭐️
DM without consent
Fake Musk accounts
Fake celebrities
Foreign Princes
No profile pic & 0 followers

I love a good laugh... Nice try, Scam 👑
I'm 100% female.
This is not a dating app.
Don't try me... Go Kick Rocks 🪨

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

What’s the big infatuation with talking videos and chicks putting on makeup? I can’t stand it.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@MichaelTurinet4 Thanks.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

I was raised not to wear white after Labor Day. Do you follow this pattern?

Times have changed.

I try not to wear it, if I don’t need to. I think some people look gorgeous in white. I don’t have many white pieces of clothing.
I definitely don’t wear white to a wedding or funeral.

Enhanced by Grok @KickRocks2027

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@MichaelTurinet4 Correction. Thursday, it was taken.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

Hahaha. I crack myself up.
He said he had a diamond ring… 💍 🤣🥩

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@MichaelTurinet4 Thanks. One of my best pieces ever. I had to go through photos to find it. It needs to be washed.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@provenleader Extremely. Only a barbaric evil scumbag does this. God will punish him on judgment day.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

Lexington County Sheriff’s Office… Incident Summary
On November 10, 2026, deputies initiated a search in a wooded area behind a residence in Lexington County after receiving information that an 11-month-old infant boy was missing.

Searchers located the child, identified as Koah Sharpe, at approximately 1:30 p.m. The infant was discovered buried in a wire dog crate wrapped in a towel, roughly 50 yards behind his grandfather’s residence.

The child had been underground for approximately 24 hours. The towel is believed to have formed an air pocket that, combined with cooler ambient temperatures, contributed to his survival.

Upon recovery, the infant was crying and was immediately transported to a local hospital. He remains under medical care; authorities have expressed hope for a full recovery.

Earlier, late on the evening of November 9, deputies located the infant’s father, Michael Comer, age 25, hiding inside an outbuilding on the property. The child was not with him.

When questioned, Comer provided minimal information regarding the infant’s whereabouts.

Comer’s mother stated she had left the child in his care that morning before departing for work. When the next scheduled caregiver arrived, both Comer and the infant were gone.

At this time, Comer is charged with burglary and resisting arrest. The investigation remains active, and additional charges are anticipated.

On October 8, 2026, Comer entered a guilty plea to domestic violence and aggravated breach of peace and was sentenced to probation.

I hope this sperm donor rots in hell. Poor little baby. It’s so upsetting. May God bless the baby as he recovers.

@KickRocks2027

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@JimBancroft2023 Noted. No football or muscle breaking exercises.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

They say axe here a lot. I’m allergic to AXE body products.

That’s the first thing that comes to mind. I took my buggy, and just skipped that checkout line.

Everyone is fixin’ to go somewhere.

South Cackalacky is starting to become a funny adventure.

@KickRocks2027

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@JimBancroft2023 I download software and make a file.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@chazonx Italian grinder.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@KathyCoffeeChat Yes. It looks so nice.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

My favorite photo of Elvis.

@KickRocks2027

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@JimBancroft2023 I’m proud you did it.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@Divine_Sass I caught it was yesterday! Day late.. dollar short. Just came across my screen. I love them.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@Divine_Sass So delicious! Nice co-worker. Enjoy Tara.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@JimBancroft2023 Designer Ladies don’t want rings. I make jewelry.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@JonCovering Love this.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@ScottGr55454227 Sorry, about your Riley dog. I miss my Lucy.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@JimBancroft2023 Wow.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

<>Jon said he’ll make a video later.
<>Chaz volunteered to write the theme song.
<>Debbie said she’d bring snacks to the jailbreak.
<>Riverrat claimed dibs on narrating the audiobook.
<>Tara requested a filter that made everyone look like they belonged in 1885.
<>SuzSongs dropped a spontaneous ballad in the replies.
<>Kmk just wrote “this is my Roman Empire” and kept scrolling.
<>Shauna Crane offered professional photography tips from three states away.
<>Sassafras84 demanded the sheriff’s resignation effective immediately. 😂
<>It’s Tiff asked if the group photo could be cropped.
<>AquaGirl_tm wanted to know if the river was involved in the escape plan.
<€Linda, Cassie, Pamela, Melinda, Terri, Teri, Crazyhorse, Shirley, MiguelC, Pat, Derek, Nick, Tom, Butacup, PTrigger, and Wolfways arrived last, posting in perfect unison…

“We knew it. We always knew it. Send the link.”
The sheriff slowly lowered the rifle.
“…I’m retiring.”

Lisa checked her phone, watched every single name light up the screen, and grinned.

“Too late. You’re already at 200k views and the entire group chat just claimed joint custody of the story. Welcome to the content mines, partner.”

@KickRocks2027

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

“Lisa Nazzaro, Most Photogenic Escapee in the West”

The Wanted poster went up at dawn…
WANTED: FUGITIVE… Lisa Nazzaro
Stolen Hearts
REWARD: $10,000
By mid-morning the entire town had opinions.

“She’s too pretty to be a real outlaw,” said the bartender.

“She’s too organized to be a real outlaw,” said the blacksmith.

“Look at that lighting.”
Lisa Nazzaro herself was standing directly in front of the poster in bright orange scrubs, taking a selfie and flashing a peace sign.

The sheriff approached with the caution of a man who had already been out-promoted by his own fugitive...

“Lisa,” he said, “you’re under arrest.”

She checked the shot, then looked up. “Is it because of the poster or because I’m wearing the scrubs before the trial? Be honest.”

“Both. Also, you’re supposed to be hiding.”
“I am hiding,” she said. “In plain sight. It’s a modern strategy. Plus the algorithm loves a redemption arc.”

A little boy in the background whispered, “Mom, is she gonna split the reward with us if we don’t tell?”

Lisa glanced over and winked. “Depends. Can you hold a rifle and look cute at the same time?”

The sheriff pinched the bridge of his nose. “You escaped, came back to pose next to your own Wanted poster, and now you’re negotiating with the townspeople.”

“Technically,” Lisa said, turning the phone for a better angle, “I escaped into better content. The old me only stole hearts. This version comes with engagement metrics.”

She lowered the phone and smiled. “So. Group photo, or do you want to be the guy who arrested the most popular fugitive in the territory, and then got ratioed in the comments?”

The sheriff stared at the poster, then at her, then at the growing crowd already forming a line for selfies.
“…Fine. But I’m holding the rifle.”

“Deal,” Lisa said. “Hashtag FreeLisa. Hashtag SheDidItForTheContent. Hashtag TenThousandDollarsAndARingLight.”

A tumbleweed rolled past, took one look at the orange scrubs and the ring light, and immediately rolled the other direction.

Even the West had standards.

The sheriff finally raised the rifle for the group photo.
Lisa smiled, hit record, and said, “And… action.”

Three seconds later the entire town was in the frame, the little boy was holding the “WANTED” poster upside down, and the sheriff realized he’d accidentally gone live.

The comments detonated:
“10/10 would get arrested by this guy.”
“Is the reward still available if we Venmo?”
“Sheriff’s got rizz.”

<>Cal immediately dropped a “she’s free, your honor.”
<>Alan asked if anyone had trademarked “Stolen Hearts.”
<>Jeff replied, “I’ll drive her getaway horse.”
<>JimBan asked if the scrubs came in his size.
<>Patrick reposted a clear zoom-in of the rifle with the caption “evidence of good taste.”
<>Binky typed “free Lisa” seventeen times.
<>David offered to hold the phone next time for better lighting.
<>Gary said he’d start the bail fund and already had a Venmo link.
<>DaveTerry demanded a signed copy of the book for his trouble.
<>David N wanted to know if the livestream was going to get a sequel.
<>Michael commented that he’d seen worse mugshots.
<>Steve suggested they turn the whole thing into a limited series.
<>PNJStudios asked if anyone had checked the algorithm.
<>Eric offered free legal advice in all caps.
<>Wizer simply posted a single cowboy emoji and disappeared.
<>Terry closed the first wave with, “Told you she’d make content out of it.”
Then the second wave hit…
<>Claudia asked if the orange scrubs were available as a dirndl.
<>Amy wanted the recipe for whatever confidence Lisa was serving.
<>Cindy offered to be the official spokeswoman.
<>ScottGriffin declared the sheriff had just been out-sheriffed.
<>Wild One threatened to start a fan club and already had the logo sketched.
<>Keiko posted a perfectly timed “iconic” and left.
<>DC wanted behind-the-scenes footage of the tumbleweed��s reaction.
<>Jon volunteered to write the theme song.
<>Riverrat328 said she’d bring snacks.

@KickRocks2027
Con’t. 🧵

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@JimBancroft2023 I went to Ocean Beach last Week and Salisbury Beach the week before and they were ice cold. Fall is definitely here. Tripp Island is the place to be.

[Lisa Nazzaro ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) @KickRocks2027]

@ScottGr55454227 “Can’t Help Falling In Love.”