Kofi

Heaven knows we will get there🌅| Pharmacist | Retired Fc barcelona fan

[edudzi @edudzi_]

Weird feeling when you see your childhood friend being stupid on TV.

[Clip Insanity @ClipInsanity]

The difference between firecrackers and bombs

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING NEWS: LIONEL MESSI RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

Messi will not play for Argentina national team anymore.

[Kofi @Kid_Kofi1]

Obstacle course disguised as driving

[SIKAOFFICIAL🦍 @SIKAOFFICIAL1]

Dashcam footage of what driving on the Accra-Kumasi Highway looks like.

[🎥: mr.adu09]

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The raw emotion of football.

A Beautiful Obsession, a four-part docuseries exclusively on Prime Video in the UK and Ireland, from August 19 📺

[Gabrielito @GABRIELITOYT1]

hicieron un video ia me haces emocionar pollo

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Watch the GFA take the $13.5 Million gained so far and do absolutely nothing to develop the sport in Ghana. It’s all going to fund somebody’s new house on a waterway.

[Sir Eazi @mreazi]

Messi my 🐐

[Kofi @Kid_Kofi1]

Lionel Messi...never never in doubt!

[Kofi @Kid_Kofi1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Bro knew damn well the hairstyle wasn’t the problem😭😭

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Bro knew damn well the hairstyle wasn’t the problem😭😭

[Bossy, PD 💨 @Bossy___]

No politician deserves apologies in this country

[🇬🇭 Black Stars @GhanaBlackstars]

GFA part ways with Otto Addo https://t.co/HXaoJNQUGh

[AraTheYaw @theyawofosu]

You can gloss over it as much as possible but Otto won’t work. You can give him a hundred more assistants. What won’t work, won’t work. It’s plain simple.

[AraTheYaw @theyawofosu]

Chale the Otto Addo no go work. You know that already though.

[Gambit 🐻🦍 @SmylyThe3rd]

You can be offended all you want when people talk down on African football, the truth be one

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇲🇦 BREAKING: Morocco have been announced as AFCON winners with final result overturned by CAF.

Senegal have been declared to have forfeited the match with Morocco declared 3-0 winners by official statement.

CAF statement tonight. ⤵️🇲🇦

[Kofi @Kid_Kofi1]

Peak

[Kings of JDM @kingsofjdm]

Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition - 2005 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Dr. AK 🇮🇳 @docakx]

Vaginal opening was absent in this female, yet she became pregnant.

This female was well aware that she had no vagina. After disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse, she began experimenting with oral sex.

One day, she was rushed to the hospital with a stab injury. Two men were also brought in with knife injuries. It was not entirely clear who had stabbed whom, but all three participants in the altercation were admitted with wounds. She had a stab wound in the upper abdomen and underwent surgery.

Under general anaesthesia, an exploratory incision was made, revealing two holes in the stomach—the result of the single abdominal stab wound passing through the wall. Both defects were repaired. The stomach was noted to be empty at the time of surgery, with no gastric contents seen in the abdominal cavity. Nevertheless, the abdominal cavity was thoroughly cleaned.

The patient recovered rapidly with routine postoperative care and was discharged home after 10 days.

Precisely 278 days (approximately 9 months) later, she was readmitted to the hospital with abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularly, and the fetal heart was audible. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina—only a shallow skin dimple below the urethra.

An emergency caesarean section was performed and a live male infant weighing 2800 g was delivered with no major abnormalities.

The pieces came together when she was interviewed by a sympathetic nurse. Just before the stabbing incident, she had been practising fellatio with her new boyfriend when they were caught by her former lover. A knife fight ensued, during which she sustained the abdominal stab injury. Later she was operated on at the hospital. Somewhere during this sequence of events, semen entered the abdominal cavity and reached the fallopian tube, resulting in fertilization and subsequent pregnancy. After being discharged following treatment for the stab injury, she became worried about her increasing abdominal size but only doubted that she could be pregnant.

The postoperative period after the caesarean section was uneventful. However, eight months later—while she was still breastfeeding—she developed abdominal pain again. This time it was due to menstrual blood pooling inside her uterus (cryptomenorrhoea). An artificial vaginal canal was surgically constructed to allow the blood to drain, but it later became blocked. Due to crippling pain when her child was 2.5 years old, she eventually underwent a hysterectomy. By that time, the son bore a strong resemblance to the legal father.

From the case report-
Verkuyl DAA. Oral conception: impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. BJOG: An International Journal of Obstetrics & Gynaecology. 1988;95(4):933–934.