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son to Mark Zuckerberg and the metaverse’s first 3-D printed human

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

I love watching the NBA Finals on Amazon Prime!!

Thank you @JeffBezos When I bought my first book on Amazon in ‘99 my only thought was simply: ‘wouldn’t it be nice if I could also watch TV on this e-commerce marketplace?!’

Finally .. here 👏 we 👏 are 👏

Knicks: 108
Team 2: 50

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Folks feel free to take this one out of my Thanksgiving playbook this year:

“Yep yep things are great, just work and [insert 1-2 hobbies]”

(In the back of your mind thinking that sounds depressing as shit even tho you don’t feel too bad abt it)

“Nope still single”

(And here comes the kicker)

“Working on it tho !”

(You have no prospects)

Soft chuckle, nervous beer label peeling, awkward look around…

“Oh is that Grandma?!”

(You’ve already had this conversation 4 times with her today)

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Wham’s Last Christmas is begrudgingly one of my favorite Christmas songs… the emotion is palpable, genuine, and the 80s synth&bass backtrack is simple but spot on for the vibe. George Michael had pipes! RIP

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Cannot believe we got Billy Joel in this lifetime #blessed

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We’re all getting together and dropping a lil mounjaro - trying to shave a few https://t.co/MWdkQ8bcOI.. swing by?

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Honey, let’s skip the Mendelsohn’s tonight and just grab a bottle of wine and a red box

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

History of the Eagles: doesn’t get better than hearing the lore of one of the most kick ass genre defining bands of the era.

Immediate Family: the session musicians behind some of the most popular songs of of the 70s. Truly insane how much they did. You’ve got a friend by JT 😭

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Some music documentaries abt 70s/80s music that have made me feel things and shed tear

Yacht Rock — have some critical thoughts on this one (dm me)

The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend broken Heart — low key sobbed hearing Blue Weaver talk abt ‘How Deep is Your Love’

Continued ⬇️🧵

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Preheating the oven before you leave buy the frozen pizza, cbtm

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Since this happened, my next prediction is LinkedIn dating. Feels like it’s only a matter of time at this point.

The game is the same for all social media - get ppl on the app as frequently as possible using any dopamine triggers which exist in the human brain

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Oh my. this flew under my radar until I opened the app for the first time in a while… we are doooooooomed.

There will be LinkedIn certificates you can earn in this format.

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

All right you three.. groupies, and your job is simple. Just worship the band

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

I’m declaring School of Rock as my favorite movie

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‘Dude I’ve been mooching off you for years and it’s never been a problem until she showed up… just dump her man’

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Honey why don’t we go doomscrolling in Martha’s Vineyard this summer

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

I’ve always loved Michael McDonald. But this time it’s different. An even deeper appreciation. His vocal timbre evokes the purest emotion, his lyrics make me long for things I don’t understand, his song writing drives the beat of my life.

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Jokes on yall, I’ve committed every tik tok I’ve ever watched to memory

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

Allow the large canine to increase its caloric intake

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

The fellas and I are getting together and having a falling out tn if you want to swing by

[kidMi @kidBoyMi]

When your roommate is pissing you off (just by existing) and then you hear them chewing …. Nothing more infuriating