DAVE LETTERMAN: Paul, you watching the World Cup?
PAUL SHAFFER: The beautiful game.
DAVE LETTERMAN: Right now, the hookers in Times Square are offering a FIFA special. For an extra $5, you get a three-minute hydration break.
PAUL SHAFFER: *plays opening of "Seven Nation Army"*
At my kiddo's last softball game of the year and their letting the kids have walk up songs. One of the kids on the other team used Le Tigre's "Deceptacon" and all I can say is hell yeah