Johnny Thanksgiving

Steely Dan guy | Mortal Kombat (1995) enthusiast

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

HUGE shout outs to @baddantakes for this gem. It's even better in person.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

DAVE LETTERMAN: Paul, you watching the World Cup?

PAUL SHAFFER: The beautiful game.

DAVE LETTERMAN: Right now, the hookers in Times Square are offering a FIFA special. For an extra $5, you get a three-minute hydration break.

PAUL SHAFFER: *plays opening of "Seven Nation Army"*

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

@RealJonAbrams That's right

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Flightless mammal my ass this mf fly as hell

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

When you're craving a burger but don't want Shake Shack or a smashburger, but a mysterious third option

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

@BurntPeter @UncleLeftShark DOUBLE THE FUCK DRAGON PUSSY

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

san antonio you fucking dumb dumbs

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

@Scoobydouchebag was getting pretty nervous until i saw the last one listed

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

BANG

Thank you KG for playing enough games as a SF to make this possible

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

No Wilt. Next challenge, no LeBron

[Doc🇳🇬 @DrDoctavious]

You ever get Sacramento Kings on 82-0, just refresh your browser.

[Jake Woolf @jakewoolf]

It’s only June 6, but Action Bronson may have just dropped the Fit Of The Summer 2026

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

At my kiddo's last softball game of the year and their letting the kids have walk up songs. One of the kids on the other team used Le Tigre's "Deceptacon" and all I can say is hell yeah

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

No Wilt. Next challenge, no LeBron

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

YES

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

YES

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

HOW

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

Bruh

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

HOW

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

@YungGiamatti THAT'S RIGHT 😤😤😤

[Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango]

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