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we're doomed!!

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot

[Raquel Savage @Raquel_Savage]

Men aren’t special. https://t.co/sWCMWvNnOq

[Caitlin @caithuls]

[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

the year is 2012... you wake up in a cold sweat... everything was a dream... Obama is president... Kanye still cares about black people... you rub your eyes and hear “Oppa Gangnam Style” in the distance... you get another chance in the simulation...

[Stay @ Home Dad @Tammyuncanny]

Open for a surprise.

[James @CaucasianJames]

white girls will literally boomerang their grandma being lowered into her grave

[Annika @annikamarie722]

my mom just sent me this video of my dog stealing her phone i’m crying im laughing so hard

[untitled @aprilcities]

Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing!

[Jasper #Ω. @JSavoly]

#NRABloodMoney THIS IS THE REALITY THAT THE CHILDREN FACED YESTERDAY AND WILL KEEP FACING IF WE AS A NATION DO NOTHING! @NRA #ParklandShooting #GunContolNow #GunReformNow #StopGunViolenceNOW #StopTheMadness

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

me reassuring myself: its really ok you dumb bitch