KristyD MacGillivray

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[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

Whoever came up with the idea of jumping jacks was obviously not a woman who has given birth! #almostpeedmypants

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

@TheSellingFam Thanks! I live in Canada and I've been looking into things...our shipping costs are so outrageous here that I don't think an Amazon buisness is going to work out. From what I can see shipping a 3lb package will cost a minimum of $16! Shipping will cost more than I make!

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

My 3 year old is constantly "correcting" me. I didn't know I knew so little about so many things... #momlife #crazykids

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

Em: do you want to hear the 5 "w" words? Who, what, and how.

It's been a while since I was in grade 1 but I'm pretty sure that's not quite right...
#grade1 #funnykids #momlife

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

@AbbeyLoe Do it...Or hire a butler...Either one would work!

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

Listening to Christmas music...Santa Clause is coming to town is the creepiest song ever...
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
Yikes!!! Christmas nightmares!!!

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

After finishing coloring a picture..

Me: do you like it?

Noah: almost.

Insulted by my 2 year old...perfect!
#momlife #mybeautifullife

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

According to my 2 year old I'm not allowed to wear socks...glad he's not actually the boss like he seems to think he is! #momlife #bossyboy

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

My 6 year old's joke:
"What is a running cat?"
"A jogging cat!"

Don't think joke telling is her forte... #momlife #jokes

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

Night me is always screwing over morning me! Night me stays up too late and doesn't care that morning me always feels like crap! #gotobed

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

So I have a feeling someone at the cracker company was slacking on the job... #whatthe #slacking

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

@kara_anne_mc Yup that about sums up married life!

[KristyD MacGillivray @KiddleSkadiddle]

Considering giving my toddler the whole jug of milk so I don't have to keep filling his cup... #probablyabadidea #momlife