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Black tape and a monkey wrench - everything else is superfluous. (Making bad scripts better since 2009.) One half of The Scribble Dudes. Professional libertine.

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

I'm 'this turns me on more than porn' years old.

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

@Quiggers_03 @FreddieBailey96 (1) Even the combat crayon regiments are trained soldiers. Our office clerk did six months running mail through a war zone in ‘03.

(2) It’s not intentional. It’s just really difficult to take comfy civilian lifestyles very seriously.

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

@Quiggers_03 @FreddieBailey96 Then no need to ask what he does/has done.

He volunteered his life, if that was the cost, in protection of those like Freddie.

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

“People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.”

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

@Blackcatlover3 Exactly my position. I’ve voted Labour for over two decades. I also voted Leave. Watching JC switch from staunch EU sceptic to a Remain crowd appeaser robbed him of mine, and many others’, respect.

(I still voted Labour, as I’m not a selfish cunt, but I know many who didn’t.)

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

@DeeMozeleski @Vgbcc1 It literally is a banana. It isn’t unripe though. Clever play on word use and intertextuality.

Smart-arse. 😁

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.

Have things gotten so fucked up within Labour that we’re all fondly reminiscing about Ed “not as good as his brother” Milliband?

Corbyn lost as he was too weak to tell the Labour centrists to fuck off and let him get Brexit done like he wished.

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

@RussInCheshire @stephenfry The moment Corbyn backtracked on leaving the EU and pandered to those wanting a second referendum, he’d lost. Too many votes simply drifted away to parties who promised to deliver what they had voted for.

A lot of Labour voters were Leave voters, and they felt abandoned.

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

Boris Johnson sucks off dolphins for McNuggets. Fact.

(I have never seen him do it, and cannot substantiate in anyway that it’s true. But hey, that’s the world we live in now. Just throwing digital shit at an online wall.)

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

*Wakes up, sees the election result*

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Enjoy your Brexit at any cost, food banks, tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy, lax employment laws, tax dodging businesses, and privatised everything.

As for me, I’ve got duel nationality;

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

Sat watching votes drift away from Labour to the Lib-Dems and Brexit Party like:

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

If you still can’t understand why trickle down economics is an unsustainable system:

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

@LoveNLunchmeat Convincing yourself daily that having children was the happiest moment of your life.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Alan Moore. A non-voting anarchist explains why he’s voting today.

[xbaldyliciousx @xbaldyliciousx]

The stepkid is being proper passive aggressive with the Christmas cards to the kids in her class. She’s putting them in upside down or letting the ink smudge for those who she doesn’t like. 😂

#Christmas #christmascards #school #class #stepkid

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

@Tierno158 Most of mine didn’t even reach meatballs in the restaurant...

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

This is satire, right?

[Nova, Emerald Dragoon ⚧ @GiftnovaGaming]

"So you want to put racism in your fantasy game?"

A DMs guide to implementing real-world racism analogies into fictional worlds,
by white people (me) for white people (you all):

Step 1: DON'T

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

“An unusual relationship with the truth.” That’s how Johnson’s behaviour has been described by the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg.

I guess that’s one way to say that he is a compulsive liar.

What next - that he simply over firmly denies things?

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

It was a bright cold day in December, and the clocks were striking thirteen...

General election 2019: The misinformation war over the boy in the hospital https://t.co/HxdaACjjSi

[A.K.A ⚫️ @Kidfos]

(1) No he won’t.
(2) It’s *Landlords’*