Christopher Kaetzel

portland kid | jesus freak | he / him live production tech | ΔΩΔ | RCTID

[Christopher Kaetzel @KidfromPDX]

@RyanTClarke Have so much fun Ryan! It’s no Providence Park, but it should be a hell of a game! #ScoDucks

[Barstool Ducks @BarstoolDucks]

12-0 RAHHHHH‼️

FUCK DEM HUSKIES‼️

[kwade @KwadeSays]

Happy Exploding Whale Day to those who celebrate

[Christopher Kaetzel @KidfromPDX]

Thanks for the mems Brian #RipCity

[Orlando Sanchez @orlandokgw]

The legendary Brian Wheeler on the call for "The Shot"

Audio Courtesy: Rip City Radio

[Christopher Kaetzel @KidfromPDX]

🫡🫡

[onion person @CantEverDie]

wild to think if bernie sanders won in 2016 how different the state of this country would be right now

[the emperor of howell beach🐀 @blairesided]

Cascadia now, Cascadia tomorrow, Cascadia forever

[adi @buwygfiib]

and FUCK every bitch who voted third party.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[Christopher Kaetzel @KidfromPDX]

@TA_Threat Threat level? What level are we at?

[Mike Donovan @TheMikeDonovan]

Timbers playoff game losses by 4+ goals-
1978 5-0 at NY Cosmos
1981 5-1 at San Diego Sockers
#RCTID

[Christopher Kaetzel @KidfromPDX]

@Interpearsonal Tbh he’s pretty fuckin good, definitely had a great game! Hope to hate the guy for a few more years 🎣

[Jonah Henderson @JonahNHenderson]

The Seattle Sounders are the Donald Trump of MLS

- Old
- Could shit themselves at any moment
- Weird obsession w/ crowd sizes yet can’t draw big ones anymore
- Likes breaking the rules (Clint Dempsey) but cries when the rules are broken by someone else
- Scared of Portland

[Christopher Kaetzel @KidfromPDX]

Where is everyone? #RCTID

[Christopher Kaetzel @KidfromPDX]

@Adam_Susman @TimbersFC They made us line up 😭😭

[PUDDLES @scoduckz]

It's not myegon, it's not youregon, it's ouregon

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

Beautiful day to say fuck Washington

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Behold, the face of the Big Ten's premiere program! 🦆