ParkTheBus

Half Man, Half Plankton. Manchester United. Working hard to subjugate the Fantasy Premier League community.

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

❤️

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

It only took Ronaldo a second to acknowledge him, but it’s probably a moment this kid will never ever forget, love it. 👏

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@Mrjamieohara1 Damn. Genuinely didn’t know if this was legit or a mock video of Alan Brazil. Genuinely. 🙏 Then I turned the sound up.

Now I’m just thinking of Gregg Wallace begging for Valentines interactions 😩

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@premierinn Good evening,

I’ve accidentally booked a room for Maidstone Town Centre for tonight, meaning to book it for 4/7/2026. I’ve tried to call reception 4/5 times but there’s no answer. Would it be possible to amend to the correct date? Any advice?

Thanks

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@matissearmani @TeleFootball 😂😂

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@utdreport @BeanymanSports This is such a strange thing to say on a Villa parade. 😂😂

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@Willwilko82 Basically the 3 tiny clubs of this inconspiracy. 😂😂

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@ErenChenAI Basically @Arsenal trying to get over the line in the title race.

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@terryflewers But what’s the point of it? The premier league want United in the champions league surely? Not the best right now, but broadcast wise still easily the biggest. Not sure how it all works to be fair but I’d expect them to try to mug off maybe Villa out of the teams in contention?

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@utdbrxy Autism. 😔

[george @StokeyyG2]

Arsenal Atletico CL semi-final

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Arsenal Atletico semi final

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@congunners @EBL2017 The copium is strong 🤣🤣

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @DerekWarChisora @BronzeBomber @DAZNBoxing This country is wild. Chisora is a horrible horrible person. But we have to pretend he’s a national treasure.

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@NoContextEPL @PurelyFootball Every time I see this guy cheating, I go to watch the video of Harry Magiure literally bullying him in front of his own supporters. Throwing him around like a rag doll ☺️

[ɔ @chelseaaabee_]

this is the type of shit my hangxiety has me believing i’ve done

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@AndrewRuscoe @KyrunRuscoe @Arsenal @mansfieldtownfc They have one of the best pitches in the premier league but they barely use the grass, as they are too busy trying to keep the ball in the air 🤣🤣

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@TonyBellew @drboycewatkins1 Sad? 🤣🤣

FFS!!

[HF @harleymufc2]

The way some of these smaller clubs talk🤣

[ParkTheBus @Kidger23]

@EbukaMeansGreat I think to get penalty’s the key factors are:

1. Playing attacking football instead of playing for corners.

And

2. Stop sexually abusing the opposition players once your won a corner. 🤷‍♂️

[utdreport @utdreport]

Thoughts on Yoro getting yellow for this? https://t.co/fxw17W8K8j