Kieran

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[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

@alicescholey You would never have taken me anyway

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

@alicescholey You've missed me being back this weekend

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

@alicescholey So when are you taking me to Nando's?

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

Parklife Festival really needs to be renamed to Basic Bitch Festival #PARKLIFE2017 #BASICBITCH2017

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

I much more prefer the relationship between Lewis and Seb than the relationship between Lewis and Nico. So much more respect #SpanishGP #F1

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

Anyone else noticed that on American tv shows they always seem to watch "the game"? What game is this? Why is there just one of this game??

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

@ChaarlotteAtkin Just never trust Luke with your phone. This is common knowledge

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

I find it funny how when you live in a city, someone getting stabbed outside where you're drinking is just standard #citylife

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

People on my Instagram are getting pregnant and I'm wondering whether to have a take away tonight. All I keep thinking is...I love my life!!

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

1/3 of the way through reading my 66 page long dissertation and I'm really contemplating just handing it in now as it is #uniproblems

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

@LegionFX just wow. Seriously superb series. I urge everyone to watch it. It's not a superhero show, it's just truly entertaining! #Legion

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

15,500 words and 57 pages in and I'm dreading having to print my dissertation off. It's basically a small book! #thirdyearproblems

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

Having your parents wanting you to come home for your birthday but not because it's your birthday, they just can't figure out iPhone email 😂

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

Wondering if @edsheeran is just working his way through BIDMAS. What's next? () or ^? #divide #EdSheeran

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

Only Barcelona. No-one else could ever do such things #BarcellonaPSG

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

@alicescholey no you haven't!! You've never cooked me anything

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

@alicescholey hey the food that I make you is always lovely!!

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

@alicescholey I have trained you well young one

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

Just heard a conversation that sums up guys perfectly...
One guy: it's our anniversary on the 4th
*Entire group including him grunts*

[Kieran @KieranHitchen]

Fucking awesome night but I'm really not looking forward to work at 10...am #fuckyou #work #codesheffield