🚨 OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🚨
Effective immediately, Yall Enterprises, LLC will be implementing a strict “No Pizza During Radar-Indicated Tornado Warnings” policy.
This decision comes after a thorough internal review of a recent 11-hour live broadcast, where a single, non-confirmed tornado warning with weak rotation briefly competed with a large pepperoni.
Under the new guidelines:
All food consumption must be cleared by the National Weather Service
Snacks are limited to sub-severe thresholds
Pizza is now classified as a Moderate Risk distraction
We appreciate your understanding as we continue our mission to deliver life-saving weather coverage while occasionally remembering to eat.
— Management
My first thought watching so many of the pit bull aggression videos is “why is that dog in that situation?” like most driven dogs have to be trained and prepared to be ok in noisy/stressful/crowded environments, so if an owner is present they are 100% liable in my opinion
It's brutal, but it's good to see a few pit bull attack videos to understand how they work.
Basically, they're dog Hannibal Lecter, but mentally retarded.
Notice how it attacked a random woman on the sidelines, and then it attacked another woman, and it kept going to the face.
It started to feel like a mask, and I hated the way I felt so constantly aware of lacking it when I didn’t wear it. Now I wear it a few times a year, if that.
@anxioustornado It was so strange because it has been crazyyy hot + humid here with very little relief at night. I’ve been walking the dogs at 1-2AM because that’s when it’s been least unbearable for the husky coats. But last night I briefly considered putting a light jacket on 😅
I knew he was something special, he got evaluated and approved to start training for SAR/FEMA deployments. The beginning of training is still further evaluation, but I’m so happy he’s getting this opportunity 💛
The newest member of the Dogs Elijah Found In The Street And Brought to Our Front Yard Dog Resort club 💛 He is so, so intense. Has not chilled since arriving.