HAM goer

tweets often dramatized for entertainment purposes only

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Americans in the office act busy, but drag their zombie like selves through 8 hour work days.

Why not a 45min afternoon nap? Work like 6 hour days instead?

Nah, let’s rush into office at 9am, no breakfast, just to stress about things we didn’t have time to do at home.

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

I’ve recently picked up the hobby of eating candy in bed and talk about a slippery fuckin slope

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Minnesota aint got shit on Canada tbh when it comes to the lake discussion. I mean the numbers for Canada must be juusssst off the charts, thought we were so cool with our measly 10,000 🤣

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

If indulging in a fat bowl of ice cream every night makes me a heathen, what if I indulge in ice cream twice daily? What am I then? A hedonist? Satan? The boss level for Jillian Michaels?

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Leave it to a Minnesotan sports team to finally win but then take their own coach out by the knees

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Why does “girl math” have a negative connotation? Most girls in my math class whooped me

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

@That_Caucasian @10SECVIDEOS Why you care what hair another man have? Screams insecurity my boy

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

I met the dumbest drunk German guy I ever met, in Thailand after living a full year in Germany. I met a couple drunk,dumb German guys in Germany, don’t get me wrong, but it’s clear they really let their true colors show in Southeast Asia. Look out for those drunk Germans abroad.

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Always good to see my fellow Minnesotan people gorging themselves recklessly at the state fair

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

@johnsummit Would

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

I gave up drinking because I realized not pissing the bed is a vibe

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Why flies and mosquitoes always waiting till I’m two hands deep, tongue out on the joint to start biting me

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

without googling, name something Germany invented

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Totally tweeting lolz

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Think I’m gonna tweet some stuff now lolz

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Lil’ dislocated collar bone

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

I don’t know many things but I know this is a left turn I’m tryna not take

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

I eat eggs every morning, and generally am very hungry upon waking up. So basically what I’m saying is I don’t want to talk to you until I’ve consumed 2-4 chicken periods.

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Megumi inside Sukuna rn

[HAM goer @Kiid_Codi]

Since 25 is seeing all of my friends getting married and having a child I’m gonna assume 30 is seeing child number 2 and/or baby daddy number 2