uncle moose

booker of the system.

[uncle moose @killMOOSEkill]

this shirt goes so hard

[Mo @fruitpibble]

her ass is fat because its full of love

[uncle moose @killMOOSEkill]

@WhatsTheStatus 2k is so ass lmao

[uncle moose @killMOOSEkill]

@WrestleFeatures @Beewise85 @SelfMadePW no thanks.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Avoidant logic: “hey I had so much fun with you today let's stop talking to each other forever”

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[Mark @rage69chaos]

Was thinking about going gay for the month, because bitches be tiring.

[uncle moose @killMOOSEkill]

@dakotaisabum06 you one of the good ones buddy, ain't many like you out there.

just keep doing what you can for the people around you and the universe will provide new faces, new places and days you'll never forget 🙏

[uncle moose @killMOOSEkill]

destiny and fate my brother, sometimes you just meant to be in the situation you are so the next part of your life can find you.

these days will pass, these problems will go away but when you end up where you are supposed to be you will realize it and the days like this will make more sense.

i struggle with mental health issues and things aren't always going that great for me but the people who love me got my back in ways i never expected and i wouldn't have met them if it wasn't for situations i found myself in at the time. my life is still not perfect, not where i expected to be but life is pretty fuckin' cool when you look back on the journey you go on. one day soon you will be in a better position, a better job, a better life but it doesn't come easy.

have a great day and know that you matter to people you don't even realize ❤️

[bri love🇵🇸 @mclovenxoxo]

samantha going full anxious attachment wasn’t on my bingo card

[uncle moose @killMOOSEkill]

@vuse_lover my name is Matthew and people call me Hewy.

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[uncle moose @killMOOSEkill]

@poe_collector also getting better at MtG by spending way too much on cards i dont need for decks i'm only going to play twice.

[player/coach @CMPunk]

You're not *really* against gay marriage unless you set yourself on fire.

[49 year old fandom elder @powcampsurvivor]

seeing a guy go through a breakup like “where am i going to find another woman with a substance abuse problem and vaguely described mental illness that is obviously bpd” and the answer is anywhere

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Girls on hinge be like “so what are you looking for in a girlfriend”

I look for Her in the face of every women I meet and I’m never going to find it so I guess a good sense of humor and pretty feet

[白 @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety