Linda Tirado

author, writer, photographer. backwards in heels and half blind to boot. absolutely no time for your bullshit but all the time in the world if you need a friend

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

And frankly, whenever it is I don’t wake up again

Wrap my tits in red silk and if you’ve got some spare pearls give me the long ones

I’d like to die with my middle fingers extended if I can’t live to be ninety

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

I WON A BET WITH MAGGIE.

YOU DON’T KNOW HOW RARE THIS IS.

PLEASE SEND BITCHY CONDOLENCES TO THE LOSER

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

Here’s a thing I did. Note the Sam Jackson translation

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

Happy to. Point me to the man who will help my FICO score, there’s like entire agencies for this

[seolyeon @deoyeoniedeong]

@KillerMartinis you should give men credit for once

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

I’m not sure why people need to hear this but: actual sanity is allowed.

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

Fun to see actual billionaires taken down a peg and see how they treat their own employees.

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

Oh so you agree that women aren’t given enough credit

[mauv @ThatsMauvelous]

occasional reminder that the reason women took on heavy duty, necessary, dirty jobs during ww2 is that the men temporarily moved to heavier dutier, necessarier, dirtier jobs.

[Katie Chiou @katiewav]

i am so obsessed with this man in seoul who has created what i can only describe as some sort of glitch ballet modern hardcore genre of dance

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

@Eeyore__SchIong Have you been suspended again, I tried to dm you

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

“May be” is a word choice, for sure.

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: BBC alleges that the Trump admin may be engaging in insider trading.

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

@katiemelb Tbh lost the phone I was logged in on and forgot my password? It’s on my admin list but I’m molasses with admin

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

Even holding up today’s newspaper and sending a photo won’t help me get @Wikipedia to update my profile to say that rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated, so I have now paid for a blue check and today’s entertainment is going to be Pete Hegseth’s book, American Crusade

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

@hicharliecotton hey could you follow me back for a dm, or just dm me? We’ve got some shared folks in the ACT and if you’re in DC I know some locals you might want to know.

Have a blast, mate

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

Also as someone has pointed out, I made a transcription error. He does say the crusades were *1000* years ago, not 100. Typos do occur, but my apologies for any inadvertent misrepresentation

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

I will say, he’s right on one count here, I am confused by how one can be confounded by a thing one is proclaiming. Surely, one thinks, if one is proclaiming a thing they must at very least not be confounded by it?

[Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis]

@tdgor @gmail That was my typo, it’s 1k as he tells it, thanks for spotting it