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@Buccaneers

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@JFreshHockey Thank god you're good at hockey analysis.

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@Guttas_ And more importantly for us Tampa fans, he's a good guy off the field as well.

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@EAMaddenNFL Literally ALL I care about is getting some better/different generic faces.

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@JustinWhang That dudes profile is fucking hilarious.

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@BrettKollmann Rabih Abdullah

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

Happy Father’s Day

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Dom Italiano @itsdomyoutube]

If I throw a pick into triple coverage and a subway ad pops up for a ham and cheese sandwich i'll light my xbox on fire

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

It's not that I don't recognize college football anymore.

I do recognize it, but in an unsettling way. An uncanny valley kind of way. It looks similar to before...sort of. Something's just a bit off.

Your brain feels the emptiness immediately when it sees it.

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@MLBGuyRocked Attention @Jolly_Olive

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@JFreshHockey This is a list of dudes EA convinced me were gonna be superstars.

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@MLBTheShow RAY DURHAM BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!! Im probably one of like 14 people stoked about this

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@Ozwal10 @PlayStation Alphanumerical order.

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@BrettKollmann Super biased Bucs fan, but he's the most underrated player of his generation. LOVE Derrick Brooks, but he played with All-Pros his whole career. There were a lot of years where Lavonte played with some atrocious units all around him. Absolutely dreadful offseason for us.

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@BucsTrackerNFL

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@BucsTrackerNFL

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@WWEgames @Spotify @AppleMusic Motherfucking @Gatecreeper in the house!! Congrats boys!

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