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Witless Smugmonkey****Philosemite****Not A Fucking Ornithologist****I Do This Shit For The Love Of The Game****

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

“At least we didn’t vote for Spencer Pratt.”

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

He’s the President of the United States — not your ex, not your personal villain, and not the cause of your misery. You don’t have to support him. That’s America.

But if someone is simply backing the sitting President and it makes you rage, cut people off, attack families, or act like garbage — you are the problem.

You’ve turned politics into a personality disorder: nonstop outrage and toddler meltdowns online. Grow up. He won. The sky didn’t fall. Pay your bills, care for your family, touch grass, and move on.

[I. Noah Guy @Decentguyusedto]

BREAKING: Bari Weiss pushes for greater 60 Minutes journalistic integrity; name will change to 43 Minutes + 17 of Commercials

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

first pride month without ayatollah khamenei :(

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@loryad123 @brht27 @WillieHandler They still sell it. It's the same building. It's just separated from the rest of the store.

It's still Costco selling tequila. Don't be daft.

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@loryad123 @brht27 @WillieHandler Yes, they absolutely do.

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@AngelaBelcamino You realized that AOC could unhinge her jaw and swallow you whole while Fetterman probably has a bunch a spare comfy hoodies laying around and he might give you one?

[Paul Muad’Dibs on that pizza @cloneposter]

@lukeboxd Inde Navarette has to be the Best Acting lists.
and the film could, I think, do well in the Independent Spirit Awards…

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@zoneofcarlos Narrator:

Nobody will be taking to the streets about this

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@DBTayor Can your spirit animal be a specific human?

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@Tomaswept You crave nuance. Nuance is dead in these lands. You are doomed to thirst forever.

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"I'm glad this happened, though I did not participate."

Cool, Matt. Here's your non-participation trophy. 🏆

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I haven’t seen Obsession or Backrooms yet but I think it’s absolutely great that original films by new young filmmakers are dominating right now while Star Wars slop bombs. I’m guessing the next soulless Marvel bullshit will underperform too. People are tired of the slop. They want interesting original stories.

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@LordofBathrobes @InfragilisTee No. You are the only AI slop detecting bloodhound on the entire internet. You are the chosen one. Immediately drop your pants and rub one out in celebration of your magnificence.

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@klara_sjo

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@MsAvaArmstrong @Taxpayers1234 @elonmusk I had to re-install to fix it.

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@InfragilisTee Costco should do this to make shopping there less hellish.

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@SadVampire1776 Movies aren't weddings. You don't have to RSVP.

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@PolitiBunny I want Inde Navarette to win an Oscar and I'm telling everyone. 🤩

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@WhiteMike313 @KyleKulinski It sure is.

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@Shawn30718197 @KyleKulinski It's Kyle.