We played shuffleboard earlier today, and my buddy Jacob, for some reason, decided to eat the sand off the board.
Me, drinking beer with salt
Jacob: How's your salt?
Me: Salty
Jacob: ITS NOT SALTY ITS SANDY
He's a professional dumbass. Absolute himbo
I desperately need Angel and Alastor to talk shit about Valentino and Vox together at least once pls
Angel would mention all the shit they do when you work with them and Al would use it all as potential blackmail against Vox bro the gossip would be insaaaaane