Certified Mom Banger

Used to be an interviewer, now back to what I’m doing best, wrestling. Not afraid to outwork everyone. Simple parody of @Christian4Peeps. MDNI.

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I Know a Thing or Two about Fathers.

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@PRIMERADIABLA Mine is better.

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@TheBlondieChats But do you?

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@TheBlondieChats Better than fucking you.

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@TheBlondieChats Your interviews are worse.

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@TheBlondieChats Don’t flatter yourself.

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@TheBlondieChats Your attempts to seduce me, have gone so well.

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@TheBlondieChats You wish.

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@TheBlondieChats Don’t be silly. I would never be Renee. And your job to seduce me?

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@TheBlondieChats By going to Mexico.

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@TheBlondieChats That’s what they all say.

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@TheBlondieChats Sure you didn’t.

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@vueliereprise Your hopes are correct.

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@vueliereprise I agree.

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@vueliereprise Let’s help each other out.

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@vueliereprise I do need one.

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@vueliereprise Making out.

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@vueliereprise Might be more than a smooch.

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@vueliereprise Oh yeah?

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@vueliereprise Maybe it’s smooching you.