townes van zany

like any other man, only more so

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

most stuff on here is cockamamie bullshit

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

@AThinksAloud I’m starting to doubt that he has any knowledge of dangerous lunatics, haters, and punk trash at all.

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

The reflecting pool is brat

[21st Century Spielberg @Spielberg2K]

Where’s the horizon?

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

This man is doing the Lord’s work.

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

this is the highest compliment i can give a man btw

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

he looks like if Marvin Gaye lived to play a villain in the Tim Burton Batman

[ًً @tomgorls]

lakeith stanfield in ysl on the tonight show styled by raf talaat ‘24

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

@piperocktheory Ben Stiller made The Cable Guy.
Game: blouses.

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

JD every time Trump makes him take his teeth out:

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Trump won we don’t have to do this anymore

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

i'm a giants fan, and while the hat thing got an eye roll out of me, i learned a long time ago that:

1. It never pays to ask about ballplayers' politics and

2. Most pitchers are not ballplayers. They're hermetic lunatics looked upon by even their teammates as antisocial freaks.

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

I forgot whose quote it was that I proudly sent to my dad when I got laid off from a shitty govt contracting job in my early 20s. Looked it up again, and honestly? This guy had bars.

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

It is once again self-assessment time at work or as I like to openly call it, suicessment 👉😃💦

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

@facetedcarapace That’s their manager Suge Newt

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I’m not even a New Yorker and this is making me emotional

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

Americas Sweetheart

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Footage of Japan fans taking litter out of a bag and leaving it all over the stadium at full time, whilst moonwalking around. Shocking scenes.

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

me when people are criticizing Steven fucking Spielberg’s blocking of the fence / car chase sequence Disclosure Day

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

I think sometimes the drive to become a self-made legend is unfortunately borne of a loss of trust, at a young age, in the people you’re supposed to trust the most

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

me watching Jalen Brunston’s dad sitting next to him on live tv saying Shaq was a better free agent signing and Ewing was a better Knick than his own son (who sat silently through the humiliation, still wearing his champagne goggles)

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I think Fablemans unlocks a key question, which maybe bumps against his call for optimism in a fascinating way. All of the darkness in Spielberg’s life made him the artist he is. Can he and is he using that art for good and does that make the darkness worth it? There is no answer

[JuiceOne @JuiceSimpsons]

Very rude of the Knicks to dance to this song

[townes van zany @KilroyStephen]

This casts a bit tragic light over what I thought was just a fairytale, but I’ll tell you this: Brunson returning to NYC with that trophy will be epic on a scale that’ll dwarf The Odyssey. Not Nolan nor nobody got a lens big enough for what’s coming.