Kimbo Slice

T.G.T.C —Thank. Goodness. There's. Coffee.

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

I make jokes at inappropriate times. It’s my way of ignoring my “feelings” or whatever it’s called.

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

My new hobby is reporting speed checks on Apple Maps

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

1. Thread: THE TWITTER FILES

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

I want to go on an adventure, but the only one I can afford is an adventure back to work

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

Can we just take a moment of silence in remembrance of the fact that back in the early 2000's we all used to wear shoxs and we thought it was cool.

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

" Joke to cope "

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

Frozen jello is superior to regular jello.

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

This Burger is Bussin' haha right kids?

...right?

Please just buy our burgers.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

finding the right words is never easy. I just try to speak from the heart and let it flow.

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

@jessieeannh

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

Nothing scarier than living alone and being in the shower as your door slowly opens, only to find out it’s your cat

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

@evekhuh TRUEEEE

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

SOS I keep forgetting to go to the gym.... it’s been two months.

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

? There’s water in coffee

[Jess @jessieeannh]

@Kim_b0Slice

[Eunique Jones Gibson @eunique]

Sometimes you gotta stop and thank God for not giving you what you thought you wanted.

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

Me: don’t follow the motorcycle, they’re going way too fast

Me: follows the motorcycle cause they’re going way too fast

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

@jessieeannh The accuracy

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

It’s officially waking up at 4am szn 🙃🙂🙃🙂

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

Omg I swear that’s biden

[Jess @jessieeannh]

Saw Biden at the gym this morning. He wouldn’t even look at the stairmaster.