Kim Barney

Yes, I work for @hbomax. No, I don’t know anything about the inner workings of our content. I’m here for tennis, TV/movies, music, and fashion.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

YOU GUYS I HAD A VISION

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@HBO For the 2020 Emmys, how will it work? Will Jeremy Strong actually have to attend the ceremony to get his best actor award or will it get dropped off at his house?

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@onasty8 @AngelaBelcamino @elonmusk The government should make all men have vasectomies until they’re ready to start a family.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

Please use comic sans for your printed code reviews

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

Here it is: Twitter engineers were told today to *print out* their last 30 to 60 days of code, so they could show it to Elon Musk himself.

Then they were told wait, no, actually, please shred all that code you just printed out.

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[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@pattonoswalt Not real unless they pee their pants.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@Mariners Getting dressed this morning in the same, unwashed jeans and Mariners jersey I wore last Friday to see them clinch the playoff spot because I am a sane and rational adult.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@alexSSN Hangover lineup but no clunkers listed.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

Bottom of the 9th
2 out
3-2 count

This is probably the greatest sports achievement I have ever seen in person. The roar of the crowd when the ball went out of the park was overwhelming.

[ROOT SPORTS™ | NW @ROOTSPORTS_NW]

IT’S A WALK-OFF! THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

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2022: Mariners make playoffs

Seattle spent $157M this offseason — tonight they ended the longest playoff drought in U.S. sports.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Death in the Sickroom, by Edvard Munch, 1895, 📸 from @LaverCup @atptour

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

OMG this picture.
@EllaLing23 captures something beautiful here.

[Jon Wertheim @jon_wertheim]

This incredible image that has stoked so much emotion?..... it was taken by @EllaLing23 who does fabulous work. Follow her, note her contact info, and note that some of her work is available for purchase.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@atptour @LaverCup

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

Please respect my privacy during this time of mourning.

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

To my tennis family and beyond,

With Love,
Roger

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@allenmmurray You toooo222oooo!

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@allenmmurray This makes me so happy.
My work here is done.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@Rory_Flanagan @BenRothenberg Dude tosses his water bottles around and the ball kids have to clean up after him? That’s BS. Time for the chair umps to start penalizing him for his manbaby behavior.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@usopen @karenkhachanov Glad he sent home the man-baby who was having fits.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@usopen Maybe maturing should be not throwing water bottles around and having the ball kids clean up after your temper tantrum.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@timjhogan He looks like he’s trying to decide if that baby weighs the same as the golden artifact on the pedestal so he can swap them out.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@atptour @usopen Kyrgios’s behavior tonight is ugly and unacceptable. ATP needs to step in with counseling or fines.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@usopen You spent millions to put roofs over your premier stadiums yet don’t want to use them.

[Kim Barney @KimAms]

@russburton1218 @harvilla Whatever you do, stay away from the Oasis and especially the Third Eye Blind eps if you’re trying to not laugh.