JasmineKimieyeGraham

not interesting enough for this tool

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me looking at twitter: this feels like the end of toy story 3 when all the toys accepted their deaths as they approached the incinerator

my wife: what the fuck are you talking about

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

@StElizabethsMC how is making dialysis patients choose between life saving care and going to work “patient centered”. #KidneyDisease #americanhealthcare

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

@envel_ai cant log into my account via phone no support till Monday?

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

@BBVA_USA been on hold for over 2 hours and for an hour this moring multiple hang ups. And no formal communication about this issue.

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

@Crocs will you ever bring back the Hover Lace Up? My all time favorite sneaker

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

@BBVA_USA You killed @simple and moved my money but now won’t let me into your system…Where is my money and why don’t you answer your phones?

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

.@chrislhayes: "Frankly, there is something kind of appalling about the tone of normalcy that has resumed in the nation's capital this evening."

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Donald Trump built his real estate empire evicting people of color.

Today, people of color evicted Donald Trump.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Reminder that many of Trump’s supporters are in shock and in grief, as is Trump himself. They can’t accept the outcome. Denial is widely regarded as the first stage of grief.

Anger comes next, so be ready, America.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

*googles are flies landing on you a symptom of coronavirus no reason just curious*

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

@MorganaRhalina I think that works with cats. But...who’s to say it wouldn’t work with a baby?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

Ok...I’m taking commissions 20 slots available!

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

Omgs...this let a lack luster white dude your parents like but you don’t find attractive buy you dinner while you pick up the pieces of our democracy.

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

I hate it. Let’s do it.
Also make sure you look into your local elections.

Ps. Also call your rep to support the Post Office

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

Facebook wants me to buy this $2k penis vase

[JasmineKimieyeGraham @Kimieye]

Oh man I did interviews