KimJongOrange

I'm a Parody who likes long walks overlooking the coal mines with Putin-ish people. Love me or be deported to Mexico regardless of your nationality.

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

@garrett_di71834 "How I enraged a fella into running for a 3rd term by intermitting his presidency."

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I'm throwing an #OrangeCard against #Fifa .... Obviously rigged. No one believes that a European country could beat America at soccer, Americas favorite pastime! 🏐

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@Babywwir Great family! Trustworthy. The trustworthiest!

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

C. 50%, Barrin still owes me $1,200

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

Im back! Its time to GAPA!
(Grab Americas Pussy Again)
You know you want to try it. I missed you twitter
Im hungry, need a big mac.
Im taking a shit right now.
Europe is weird and sexy at the same time. #2024

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

Fairness is all I ever asked for... well, fairness, and a wife half my age... ok, fairness, a wife half my age and not having to pay taxes... and bigmacs... fairness, a wife half my age, not paying taxes, bigmacs and pee pee prostitutes... and an overpriced wall. Thats all!

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Ever get so stressed out that you just need to get pissed on by a couple of whores in a foreign country? #Same

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

Oh right, I'm sure none of you have stolen office supplies from work.

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Good women are hard to find. Im about to trade my old one in for a new model. Im thinking a 2001 or 2002.

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

#VladimirPutinIn4Words Throws exclusive sex parties.

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Any activity with "word" in it is not for me.

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People still love me, I knew it! Everyone have a big mac, on me! #Trump2024

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

@JohnFugelsang @MtnMD This is why I always set the tanning bed dial to sunkist🍊... so these kind of tweets dont apply to me.

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

I was autoerotically asphyxiating myself with a Mypillow, last night, when I passed out and had a sexual dream about President Pelosi.
No more late night Big Macs for me.

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

I just tried to login to Facebook. It said
"Try Again in 2023"
What the hell does that mean? Is anyone else having problems?

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

List of activities that my supporters refuse to wear masks during:
*pandemic
*break in at US Capitol

Mask approved activities:
*sex themed parties
*hockey

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

Why are we talking about Carter again? He was delusional. #IWon

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

A FAILED ONE TERM PRESIDENT.

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

#MAGAIsCancelled ???
Damn it! I keep waking up to bad news.
This must be what it feels like for Democrats who live with their elderly Fox News-watching-parents.

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

You should see my #onlyfans bill.

[KimJongOrange @KimJongOrange]

Who's going to make my breakfast Big Mac, Andrea?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why we can afford a $740,000,000,000 military budget, but we can not afford to pay people to stay home to contain Covid.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.