My place of work just put up a new fire safety sign in the office. It says "In case of fire, leave the building BEFORE posting it on social media". I wish I was joking. This is the beginning of the end of humanity.
It’s been great watching #ImACeleb so far after a two year break from it. Fantastic cast. Goes to show there’s no need to fill the pockets of cuntroversial types for so called entertainment. ♥️📺
We are calling for tighter restrictions on fireworks following the death of Roxie, our endangered red panda kit, on bonfire night.
Our expert vet team believe it's likely that three-month-old Roxie died due to stress caused by fireworks in the local area.
You only get one chance to make a first impression. Badenoch has used hers to defend the Johnson pandemic parties and law-breaking. The Conservatives' fresh start has already curdled.
This woman deserves the Nobel peace prize. I will never not be bowled over by the courage she has shown, the resilience, the strength to use her pain to highlight the plight of so many other women.
We are not superior to animals, we are blessed to have them in our lives. We need to bring cruelty and violence towards animals to an end.
#WorldAnimalDay
7 years ago, we bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to stop racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall.
But this year, an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—fucked that land with tractors and garbage, so we’re suing for $15 million. https://t.co/MzNuHAcRIo
Surely not MAYFAIR I mean, what a nerve… 🙄and how deeply upsetting for the wealthy residents.. surely they could go and be homeless somewhere else ( sarcasm emoji). Just out of interest did you help them?
Tomorrow Liz Truss will once again become the UK Prime Minister who served for the shortest amount of time - a symbolic waypoint for all future PMs to navigate past
When two of the world’s self proclaimed “geniuses” meet up to talk about climate change and one of them thinks sea levels will rise 1/8inch in 400 years and the other thinks the main thing to worry about is nausea, you have to wonder how dumb the world has actually become.