Kimber

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Since Mike Johnson says members of Congress don't make enough money with just their salaries, may I suggest:

- Dialing back on those streaming subscriptions
- Reducing your cell phone plan
- Taking public transportation
- Eating cheaper cuts of meat
- Eating in more often
- Turning off the lights when you're not in the room
- Getting a part-time job at Walmart
- Growing a f-cking spine and stop whining

Signed,
Everyone trying to eke out a living in your shitty economy

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Did you guys know Joe Biden was such a powerful president that he’s still running things 470 days into Trump’s term?

[Acyn @Acyn]

President Trump says tonight’s shooting at the WHCD is a clear example of why we need a need a new ballroom for The White House

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Sen. John Kennedy admits on Fox News that the Republicans and Democrats reached a deal to fund TSA, but Trump said, “No. No deals with the Democrats.”

Kennedy says, “It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week.”

This is the Trump shutdown!

[Poirot @Argenpoirot]

Anna Wintour: "Versace viste a las amantes. Armani viste a las esposas"
#Oscars

[Kimber @KimQuest5]

@Andy hey your grey hair looks great
(Rylie Hallquest)

[Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa]

The way all the brands and businesses are coming together with Flav to make this experience in Vegas amazing for the women’s hockey team truly makes my heart smile

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[Eduardo Menoni @eduardomenoni]

🚨| ÚLTIMA HORA: El pequeño mono Punch, ahora tiene un mono mayor que lo protege y hasta lo deja montarse en su espalda. ❤️🐒 La evolución de Punch ha sido espectacular.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

“Donald Trump raping children”

I have been waiting for a Democrat to simply stand in front of a camera and say what’s in the Epstein files.

Thank you, Ted Lieu.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 RFK Jr. just said: “I’m not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off toilet seats.”

This is a man running public health policy.

Meet your wellness czar: reckless, proud of it, and bragging on camera.

RESIGN.

[★·☆·★ @BigMan9408]

Como pode essa theme song de Brie Bella ser TÃO boa

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Who wore it better?

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Kamala wanted first time home owners to get a $25,000 tax credit.

Trump wants first time home owners to take out a 50 year mortgage.

MAGA!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Trump just claimed that he hired Doug Burgum because he was attracted to his wife. What an awkward moment.

"I saw them riding horses in a video. And I said, 'Who is that?' I was talking about her, not him. I said, 'I'm gonna hire her,' because anybody that has somebody like you to be with, it's an amazing tribute."

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

This guy magnificently used sarcasm to explain the Republican and MAGA hypocrisy in regards to the Alex Pretti murder.

👇👇👇