George Ruto has finally met the teacher who has been simping in his DMs. Daughter of Agrippina is smiling all the way to the bank after the son of Kamagut left KSh 250,000 for her and another KSh 1 million for the little pikiins to enjoy. Indeed, life favors audacity. Lynn Ngugi, the online OCS, is currently typing & deleting. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos.
If, and when, elected Senator of Kenya ๐ฐ๐ช Representing Nyeri County, I pledge never to ever be embroiled in corruption, impunity, or betrayal of public interest. I further promised to always defend constitutionalism & the rule of law. So help me, God.
#TumainiLiko #NyeriFirst #KรฌhootoNaWaragania
#TuokoeKenya #RutoMustGo
Miaka kumi na nne bila break, na followers ni rwabe ๐๐๐ hii haiwezi kua effect ya kasongo
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
I have a workmate who takes soda and scones almost daily because he can't afford a proper meal for lunch. The ODM experts are inept enough not to realize that the increase in soda consumption could be linked to the thousands of people attending events at State House. We see bottles of soda flooding the field, with some still unopened. Given the weekly State House visits and alleged bribery campaigns, I would have been shocked if the soft-drink consumption figures had not gone up. This is the CS for finance reasoning like Kururia,, we are doomed!!๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Kenya has submitted an official bid to host the 2029 World Athletics Championships as it seeks to become the first African nation to stage the sport's flagship event. https://t.co/UuRcSafE6l
Dear my brother CS Geoffrey Kiringa Ruku, I understand your frustration, but it is not a good idea to split the Mountain. We need each other and every vote. Your Mbeere North Constituency, with 54,000 registered voters, is very important for us, just like Kamenu Ward in Thika Town with 58,000 registered voters, the most populous ward in Kenya. Tupendane ndugu. Kenya ni yetu sisi sote.
Kenyan football faces its greatest threat yet. International match manipulation syndicates have infiltrated the game, and the individuals tasked with protecting it have been roped into a dangerous web of dirty money, intimidation and blackmail.
#TheFixers, an investigative documentary produced by @siele_martin unmasks the figures alleged to be at the heart of the vice in Kenya.
Watch the premiere this Sunday 26th July on YouTube.
64 - The third-place play-off between France ๐ซ๐ท and England ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ was the first World Cup match to see both teams score 4+ goals in 64 years, since a 4-4 between the Soviet Union and Colombia in 1962.
It was also the highest-scoring game at the tournament since Hungary beat El Salvador 10-1 in 1982.
Madness.
Hawa watu hawaezi kubali niingie Bunge
Hii Woman Rep thing, Kiawa. Nyi ndio muamue
Coz mi ni mtu utapanga Leo, kesho nikupangue
Na niambie wananchi penye tulikutana na vile kulienda
Kwanza vile huwa MPs wanalipwa 100k to vote finance bill
Nita anika yiote. Jicho pevu kando