Kim Z

This is not Kim Zolciak's official Twitter nor is this actually Kim Zolciak.This is a parody. Look it up, but don't be tardy to the party!

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

I have also selected a delightful Valentino bag. Big Poppa will be more than happy have this sent to me. http://tinyurl.com/kss29c

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

Breath mints are not expensive at the local Piggly Wiggly. I am certain Sheree got enough divorce money to invest in a few packs.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

While I am thinking about it here is another secret from last night. Sherees breath smelled like a pack of wild hyena feces. Unacceptable!

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

I must have something to wear with my new boots. Big Poppa will have Saks deliver this wonderful Marc Jacobs dress http://tinyurl.com/nx6puf

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

Poor Sheree. She will have to wear the Steve Madden knock off of my delightful Gucci boots. What a haggard hag.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

How many ladies (and my delicious gay men friends) love Gucci? http://tinyurl.com/my5hj3 Not available to the public but they are for Kim.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

@TfnasiaBurinto That is interesting. Is it a unicorn chasing a dog with a cape? That symbolizes.....? But my new wigs will have no dog hair!

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

I am so sorry that Sheree came up short in her divorce and that does not afford her the luxury of having smooth silky locks like myself.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

Sheree wanted to touch my sensual wig because she has never felt quality hair before. She purchases that trashy weave she has from CVS.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

@Jazz_Kat Big Poppa and I did take a break. But he missed the classiness that is myself. He lured me back with the promise of a new Bentley.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

Look at my body. It was simply made for couture honey. Marshalls is a store I pass on the way to Barneys. Irregular fashion. Unacceptable!

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

What man does not like to see their lady in the finest clothes and hair pieces? I am not a cheap common hooker. I am classy.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

I get paid by Big Poppa but not for my services, if you will. I get paid because I am classy and he likes to spoil me.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

And because it has not been said enough I am not a hooker. I am classy and monogamous. How dare these people slander me in this way?

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

@BeyondParadise Honey with those Madonna man arms Sheree has I am surprised that she could not pull it off myself.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

I will take questions about last nights episode of Real Housewives if you have them. I will tell all secrets and not hold back.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

I have glorious plans for the weekend. Shopping. Getting pampered. Resting poolside with a drink. The life of a classy lady is hard.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

@nerudaslove Honey I know what you mean. Whenever I come to big apple I can not walk anywhere without being stopped and asked about my wig.

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

@ambershanay12 Let me break the fourth wall for a second. Psssst...... I am a parody. I also think she's beautiful, but Kim's Wig doesn't :)

[Kim Z @KimsWig]

@nerudaslove Thank you honey. I do love all of my classy fans. Im sorry youre going to have to be tardy to the party!