Leelee Skinner

Writer, mother, lover. We should be kind, while there is still time.

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@blaireerskine Did she say her kid was named Vanilla Bellini? 🤣😂🤣

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@RichardLyonn @RareOats I think I've had dreams set in this house. Someone leaves a door open and a squirrel runs in, and I have to chase it out the labyrinth. I'm running clockwise, someone else is running counterclockwise... We keep crashing in the bathroom

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@isda1979 I am so sorry you're hurting. Just seeing your name on twitter made me think, bravo, she's still here and still working on finding a sense of meaning for her life. Maybe part of that meaning IS the remembering. As long as you're still here, those kids will be lovingly remembered

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

During WW2, soldiers could mail a voice message to loved ones on a super flimsy 78. My dad found one that his dad sent his mom but he has no way to play it, so it's up to me to transfer it to mp3. So I got a mic, added some crackle, and I'm about to record some absolute FILTH.

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

Fave line in "Good Luck, Leo Grande": when Nancy says she's not attracted to men her age. Personally, I AM attracted to men my age (and older). But I feel like men could stand to see what it feels like to be rejected as too old by partners your same age.

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@KyroMaseh To everyone saying don't go to emerg, in my town, there is huge population growth due to pandemic city-leavers. There's a 2-year wait to get a family doctor here and we don't have walk-in clinics. The hospital is the only place TO go, whether it's a sore throat or a stubbed toe.

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@LilahSturges My kindergartner told me he murdered another kid at recess and buried him under a pile of construction rubble (pointed to it). I asked him why the office didn't call me about this and he said, ominously, "they're all afraid of me". Kid is 21 now and has never harmed a soul IRL.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

hello

[Scott Reid @ascottreid]

I feel you may need the sign language version of Norway’s entry for Eurovision, Give That Wolf A Banana, in your life.

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@AllisonAuthor It was incredible. I was 11, he was 13. It was a perfect kiss, and it was like, POP! The little lightbulb of sexuality switched on inside my head for the first time.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

I think if you ever wanted to buy a 6-year-old for dirt cheap, now would be the time

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@weezoh @JamesHuntrods We bought this game and nearly went blind trying to read the teensy print on everything

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@DallaHalla I'm 53 and mine CAME BACK on the solstice. Everyone else I know who's my age is done with all this. I may be in the crosshairs of a witch with a sense of humour.

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@GordQuotes Damn I forgot the one about the forget your skates dream

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@GordQuotes Nautical Disaster
Wheat Kings
Long Time Running

[Leelee Skinner @KindheartedPoly]

@retard_busters @n_santos25 @GordQuotes @scottybukon Ooh Fiddler's Green, adore that one