HERE IT IS! The College of Puns version 2.0! Feel free to use this in your game (with credit of course). Be the world traveling Word Turner you've always wanted to be...or heck, with the Sidekick add-on, have one travel with you!
#DnD#PunBard
We've released new fixes to four D&D books:
- Xanathar's Guide to Everything
- Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes
- Out of the Abyss
- Player's Handbook
You can find links to the errata documents in the Sage Advice Compendium: https://t.co/1VSdsQ3xe0 #DnD
Demon: You think to trifle with one of the Damned!?
Paladin: What kind of damned
Demon: I'm sorry what?
Paladin: what kinda damned are you.
Demon: Cursed by Pelor to burn!!!
Paladin: ahhh you're a God Damned Classic!
Demon: 😑
Paladin: 👉😎👉
#DnD#PunBard
The Sage Advice Compendium has been updated! The PDF includes answers to D&D rules questions, as well as links to the errata documents for some D&D books. You can view it here: https://t.co/1VSdsQ3xe0 #DnD
Midnight Oil: Common Potion.
There are times when ya just gotta pull an all nighter. Burn this oil in a Lamp as soon as the Sun sets.
As long as you are located within 5ft of the Lamp you gain Lowlight vision and suffer no exhaustion from staying up all night.
#DnD#TTRPG
Dwarf 1: Ah! I FOUND A GEM!
Dwarves: Arrrgh! *Collectively remove one piece of clothing*
Newcomer: uh...why did y'all do that?
Dwarf 2: HAH didja ever hear of...😎 Strip Mining?
#TTRPG#PunBard
Vicious Mockery Of The Day:
Let's describe your sex appeal in one sentence:
Not even a gelatinous cube would want you inside it.
#dnd#rpg#viciousmockery