(Spumoni) Alex B

INFJ-T, Stabilizer Temperment / Type 5w4 / 🌞Libra, 🌚Cancer, 🌒Cancer / chemist by trade / she/her/hers 🌹

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

Marie Curie, it is claimed, had a high school emo phase. She would hide to read, and often forgot to eat because she was studying.

Hmm.

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

I think El*n’s “salute” is my last straw.
Goodbye, Twitter app from my phone.

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

No news for me for the next few years 🤪

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

I barely slept last night and now I’m a tired and nauseous zombie before the 8am monday meeting is this what burnout feels like??

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

Also I did jump to xiaohongshu and it’s not going to replace tiktok it’s wayyyyyy more filtered so no we do not have a platform for world news that is not catered to the opinions the oligarchs want us to have

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

I think whoever decided to name Tr*mp directly in that tiktok warning message knows it’s unprofessional and they don’t care. One of their largest user bases was banned for no reason. This is the last thing they can do that *might* work

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

Bragging about having never used tiktok is not the flex you think it is

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I think Tr*mp and El*n should post a bunch of videos of them jogging around the White House to try to out-do Biden/Harris in 2020 but we just get to see how weird they run and laugh

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

If we can’t have a 32-hour work week, we *desperately* need a 32-hour limit on lab time and meetings. I need 8 hours of reading. Uninterrupted.

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

I made a mistake at work (forgot to sequence a yeast strain genome) and it was revealed that I was totally wrong about what was in that strain and while this is a minor, very typical mistake, obviously I’m distraught because I’m supposed to be perfect

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

@shkrimps580 Lol the only parts of St. Louis area they want to claim are the suburbs built during white flight 💀

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

Ugh I wish I just didn’t care as much about things in general

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

I can’t have a gender reveal bc I’d be so upset if they were a boy

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Yo some people actually came to the defense of men during the MeToo era like how embarrassing 🙈 just telling on themselves when they question a victim

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

Went to Disney world again?
“Ramsey Lifestyle” my ass

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

Affluence disgusts me

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I’m not the first person to point out the LA fires and Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler… but this is a very pertinent time to read it

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

I took a sick day today and finally, 5 hours after I called in, I feel better. How do I cope with the guilt of not working because I had to take 8 hours of sick time that *I’ve already earned* but I’m not in active pain anymore?

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

I’m distraught that Tiptoe’s new home burned down. I wish I could rescue every California tortoise from forest fires.

[(Spumoni) Alex B @KineticAlex]

There is an Iowan somewhere who stepped out of their gender-restricted single-stall bathroom at a suburban hyvee, sat in their spotless $90k Chevy truck, to go on fb live to bitch about $3 eggs being too expensive.