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reality is madder than fiction

[.nutmeg @King___Kebano]

One day the reality will be better than your dreams.
💯✌️

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

Realizing that one day you’ll see a 50-year-old Saka on Sky Sports criticizing Premier League wingers

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[Cheeboi @Cheebail]

10 mins video and not a single clip repeated

This is by far the best World Cup performance by any player. Giving the golden ball to Rodri was an insult to the sport

[Kara @UTDKarra]

We’re starting a petition for the Glazers and INEOS to sell the club. Who’s in? ✍🏾

[ᴀᴅʀɪᴀ́ɴ sᴀ́ɴᴄʜᴇᴢ @_AdrianSnchz]

es un vídeo demoledor

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

A system where you have to justify your income to a government that doesn't have to justify its spending is inherently illegitimate.

[Kara @UTDKarra]

You all remember when I said the negativity Rashford would bring to this Manchester United team?

Exactly what you’re seeing now.

The combination of Sesko, Cunha and Mbeumo has been totally destroyed because of one man.

He doesn’t provide anything to the game, and if you ask the people defending him, they’ll tell you, “He’s running now, making back passes, zero accurate crosses and defending.” 😭

0 goals and assists, while Sesko, Cunha and Mbeumo already have 2 G/A each. But he’s Carrick’s boy, so he can’t bench him.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

You only get Hepatitis B from unprotected sex, so why do they give its vaccine to babies?

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

I like how Kenyans have handled the Xenophobia PsyOp.

We will fix this nation and make it great for everyone.

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Wanaongezeka kila siku 😂😂😂😂

[Droid @droid254]

This is why ukisema Tutam i don't listen to whatever you say next

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Hall was available from the very start of the window, yet INEOS waited all summer until Newcastle had sold their best players and suddenly Hall became “unavailable”.

They did the exact same thing with Fernandes, waiting until Spurs came in with a great offer for West Ham before finally making an approach.

INEOS’ lack of ambition and vision cannot be covered up with stupid excuses like this. They could have signed these players in June. They simply chose not to.

Seeing a club legend tweet like an INEOS accountant is honestly so sad.

[ⓥ @100of35_]

You haven't played in world cup final either

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A night of terror in Zimmerman, Roysambu, and Mirema areas as police shoot to kill.

Video thread of what's happening below:

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The North Always Remembers!

Here's the clip of him calling us Treasonous Criminals.

[Thanos @abadojack]

The Kenya Parliament Buildings are typically not open for public tours on Sundays.

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Manze we can't survive another term with this..

[Scalonados @Scalonados]

Según estos boludos en la final pasó esto:

[The Touchnine | 𝐓 (parody) @TouchnineX_]

🚨📊 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the first player to financially bankrupt 3 consecutive clubs he's played in his career - Juventus, Man United & now Al Nassr. 🤯🪙

He has recieved nearly $903,637,223 from these clubs & only won them 3 Trophies in 8 Years, while sacking a record 13 Managers. 👀🚮

[Pelé @Pele]

I have scored 1283 goals in my life,