El Bicho

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[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

What do I know?

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

@Footballtweet Is this one not going to resume for preseason?

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

@Whytemoney3 To collect

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

I don go learn ballet.

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

Una no tell me say we don dey cohabit with alien nau

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

Love is a beautiful thing 🥰🥰

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

New babe came thru 🫣

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

@Whytemoney3 No shame for the shameless

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

One down, and more to go.

#manunited

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

My attention was just drawn to Peller’s wedding cake.
While it’s definitely not the couple’s fault, the baker needs to be arrested and locked up immediately.
Why on earth would you make a wedding cake that looks like a West African shrine??

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

@heis_Damian Benin City?

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

Worth bringing to the floor of the Nigeria Senate.

[Bennieo🌜 @benniebillz]

Being horny with no sexual partner is a tragedy

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

All this mini guiding no be life o 🤧

guide 2 days, unguide for 2 months

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

"You’re so calm”

Me: you never do me anything nau.

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

So apparently some doctor came out and said that not having frequent sex can increase your risk of getting prostate cancer. Meanwhile here I am, an absolute innocent who has been living the celibate life for more than three years straight… no action, no nothing. Suddenly I’m sitting here like, ���Wait… so I’ve been playing on hard mode this whole time?” Yeah, no. I’m not taking any chances. Somebody go and find me love, sharp sharp. I’m not trying to collect prostate cancer on top of everything else.

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

I am sure tomorrow now this same guy will come out and contest a senatorial seat.

Just deh play.

[𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗬 𝗢 @_BarnyO]

A senior finance operative of the Islamic State West Africa Province (ISWAP) has surrendered to troops of Operation HADIN KAI in Borno State, marking another significant breakthrough in Nigeria’s ongoing counter-terrorism campaign in the North-East.

The surrender comes amid a growing wave of defections from terrorist ranks, with 46 terrorists and their family members voluntarily laying down their arms in recent days following sustained land and air offensives against insurgent enclaves across the theatre.

According to a statement issued on Saturday by the Acting Military Information Officer of Operation HADIN KAI, Captain Mohammed Goni, the senior ISWAP operative surrendered to troops of the 3 Battalion under the 24 Task Force Brigade at about 6:45 a.m. on July 25, 2026, along the Ladari–Jegarawa–Tunokalia axis of the Gamboru–Wulgo Main Supply Route.

Preliminary investigations identified the suspect as the chief finance operative of the ISWAP enclave in Jubillaram, where he reportedly coordinated the group’s financial activities, managed logistics, and facilitated the movement of resources used to sustain terrorist operations.

During preliminary debriefing, the suspect was said to have provided useful intelligence on the group’s command structure, funding channels, logistics network, and operational activities. Military authorities said the information is expected to support ongoing intelligence-driven operations aimed at dismantling ISWAP’s remaining strongholds in the Lake Chad region.

The military also disclosed that a total of 46 terrorists and their family members surrendered at different locations within the theatre of operations. Those who surrendered were screened in accordance with established military procedures, while investigations and profiling are ongoing.

Security analysts say the defection of a senior finance and logistics figure represents a major setback for ISWAP, as financial operatives play a critical role in sustaining terrorist activities through the coordination of funding, procurement of supplies, payment of fighters, and movement of logistics.

Military sources described the latest development as further evidence of the sustained pressure being exerted on terrorist groups through coordinated ground offensives, precision airstrikes, intelligence-led operations, and the disruption of insurgents’ supply routes.

Operation HADIN KAI reaffirmed its commitment to sustaining the momentum of ongoing operations until terrorism is decisively defeated.

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

Look at him. Does he look like a panther to you?

That's a black kitty cat, you all.

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

David Jonsson is your new Black Panther.

Black Panther 3, directed by Ryan Coogler, arrives in theaters December 15, 2028.

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

Who are these people watching the Super Bowl?
Crazy numbers, man!

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Most watched televised events of the past 12 months in the USA.

— @LevAkabas

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

Estavao?

[𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐒 @CFCfrancisco]

Chelsea legend ramires spending some good time with his kids💙✨

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

I nearly type "Rest in peace" 😮‍💨

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Israel DMW enjoying life in a private jet❤️🙌🏻

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

You better come and touch garment @itsTseTse

[Small But Mighty @itsTseTse]

I no go buy pad again until 2030 😂

[El Bicho @king_Of_Oblee]

Dkay

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐩ɘ𝐫🧃 @JustCasper_2]

Guess i have found Ckay's resemblance.