King Roland

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[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

@Rangers Man, you guys make bad teams look good. @Rockies @MLB #Baseball #NotHitting

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

@Rangers How about you take that $200 million you were going to give Max Fried and use it to resign those bullpen pitchers you lost to free agency. @MLB #Offseason #Baseball #DontBeCheap

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

So @dallascowboys Jerry Jones not sold on Trey Lance, cuz, you know, Cooper Rush is doing so well. Traded for him and has him as a benchwarmer. Bad GM, or senial? Both. @NFL #Football

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

@Rangers Please stop trying to limit or ban foul balls after 2 Ks. It's strategic. You're just making the game worse. If pitchers keep getting injured maybe you should take a look at their fitness routine or pitching mechanics. @MLB #Baseball

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

@dallascowboys Hey Jones! Why don't you take a look at your head coach McCarthy? Everyone but you knows he sucks, but you're so deep in bed with him you can't see it. #NFL #Football

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

@dallascowboys How about you use the Eagles\Saints game as an instructional video of how an offensive line is supposed to protect a QB?

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

@Zoom You might wanna give more than a minute to retrieve your stupid code from an email. Ridiculous.

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

Obviously the @Rangers want a longer off-season. Lazy defense, lack of plate discipline, and pitchers seem to like giving up runs. I guess once is enough for this roster.

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

I dare any @FamilyGuyonFOX fan, listen to Tragedy and not picture Mr. Herbert singing. @seth_mac_farlane

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

Adding banana to tuna salad is surprisingly delicious. Who knew? 😀

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

@Uber If a person accepts a pickup then they should follow through and not cancel midway without consequence. If they cancel and waste my time then I should not be charged for canceling the Uber. #BadService #NoAccountability

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

Another win! #LetsGoRangers

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

VICTORY SCREECH!

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

The @McDonalds breakfast bagel was bland, dry, and churned my stomach. Stick to the classics, this one's a dud. #BadFastfood

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

@McDonalds If you are not going to let us order breakfast at 10:45 then take your damn breakfast menu off and replace it with lunch in the app at that time. #Cheated #StillHungry #Disappointed #Hangry

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

@Rangers I'm sure he wanted a contract more than he wanted your thanks.

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

Geezus, how many Jurassic World movies do they have to make? Let it go extinct already. "Dinosaurs had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction."

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

#FalloutXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Vault Boy would approve.

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[XBOX @XBOX]

Vault Boy would approve.

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Congratulations! Watch #Fallout on Prime Video April 11.

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

Geezus. Seriously, who cares if Shohei Ohtani is married? Get some real news @MLB. #Baseball

[King Roland @King_RolandDS]

I've lost all respect for the @astros and attribute their success to more cheating. Crane is "hungry" for it and it's why he had no remorse when his cheating team gave him a WS trophy. Yea, Crane, be proud of that. @MLB #Baseball #Cheaters