Mark Petrucci

Some say im the Cal Ripken of drinking

[Ross Martin @RossMartinNC]

According to sources inside the UNC football program, it is a directive from the staff (Bill Belichick) to not tweet/retweet anything Patriots-related.

That's clearly why UNC football has not posted anything from Drake Maye's electric primetime win over the Buffalo Bills.

[PFF @PFF]

Drake Maye in the second half vs the Bills:

🧊 13/14
🧊 184 yards
🧊 3 Big Time Throws
🧊 118.8 passer rating

[Mark Petrucci @KING_TUCH]

@ezlazar

[Megan Fritts @freganmitts]

Embarrassed to be asking this at the age of thirty-three years but: where do people get couches, aside from thrift stores, that aren’t like $10k?

[Mark Petrucci @KING_TUCH]

@edwil111 @ezlazar Uii jv

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Private jet owned by Sean “P. Diddy” Combs has left the United States.

The flight path of the plane appears to be headed towards Cape Verde.

Cape Verde has no extradition treaty with the United States.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

All in, my ass.

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

#Lions OC Ben Johnson informed the #Seahawks and #Commanders that he’s staying in Detroit, per sources.

Johnson is still only 37 and will be a hot head coaching candidate again next year. But first, he wants to take another shot at bringing a Lombardi Trophy to Detroit.

[Mark Petrucci @KING_TUCH]

Some get zay flowers a Xanax!

[Mark Petrucci @KING_TUCH]

@AlbertBreer Source?

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Shhhhhh!!! Patience!

[Mark Petrucci @KING_TUCH]

@JeffPassan

[Mark Daniels @ByMarkDaniels]

We just witnessed the practice run of a flyover and it was pretty sweet

[Mark Petrucci @KING_TUCH]

@adish412 @RapSheet @NFLGameDay 5th rd grade taken 5th overall