Claudius Burke

king, loving brother/husband/uncledad, and poison expertise

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

Fortinbras is king?!Back in my day to become king you had to poison people/pretend to be crazy not just sit down on the throne #goodoledays

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

Well this did not go as planned…I came here to have a good time and honestly I just feel so attacked right now #killedbymyownpoison

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

@MommaHamlet …put down the drink you don’t want to lose your 2 month chip right? #trustme #notworthit

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

The tension during this duel is getting too grave! It's almost tomb much for me! #youarekillingmehere

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

Oh Laertes just get to the point and stab Hamlet! #dyingforsomeaction

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

Can’t wait for the duel between Hamlet and Laertes today! I must say my money is on Laertes though he is filled with a…venom for Hamlet

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

Honestly come on…I take the time out of my day to come up with brilliant plans and Hamlet just ruins them! #capturedbypirates #whodoesthat

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

Someone needs to follow Ophelia she is swimming in her own tears and appears to be drowning in sadness #crazygirls

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

Just ignore that last tweet…I’m looking for new curtains…and also a new royal adviser #totallynotrelated #RIPPolonius

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

I just adore the curtains in the castle I don’t know what I would do if I had to part with them #perksofbeingaking

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

I just can’t decide if I should allow Fortinbras to enter through Denmark…Does he want to be my Fortinbro or does he want to Fortinbrawl?

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

I think it is absolutely wonderful that Hamlet has such loyal friends…when I say loyal I mean loyal to their King of course #smartboys

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

I just heard that there is going to be a play in the castle I’m just dying to see it! #gunnabekiller

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

I find the best way to bond with my step son…nephew…is to give him long and inspiring lectures #worldsbestuncledad

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

Its going to be a long and cold winter this year everyone make sure to dress warm and watch out for snakes! #wcsshamlet

[Claudius Burke @King_Uncle_Dad]

It’s such a sad day my brother the king is dead. But on the bright side I just got married! #wcsshamlet